We are brothers, We are one...

In the day we are brothers,
We lack to smoke, drink, play smack 'K'.

We live by our own rules and we don't
care about what others say...

Okay, Okay.
So I don't really know how that whole anti-drug
abuse thing goes. But it's a good try nonetheless, eh?

On the topic of brudders though,
I'd like to introduce Mr Tan Han Yang of I AM T.H.Y.
Whom some of you might know simply as T.H.Y. regular commenter,
all around smart-ass and fellow brudder.

But first of all, dude...


Seriously man, WTF!?

I mean, okay, okay.
I get that getting your girlfriend to link you as 'FUCKBAG'
in her blog may seem endearing, but seriously man, WTF!?
I know we're brudders and all, but there's no need to get your
girlfriend to link me as 'FUCKBAG'S BRUDDER' right?

Well, you'd probably realised that this whole post is going to
revolve around him and well, why am I doing this, why am I linking
to his blog, why am I endorsing him even before he's 'made his bones'?

He is afterall, in his own words 'A virgin blogger'.

Well dude, I going to plug this particular post of his,
not simply because he mentions me by name,
nor because of the fact that we're talking about how to harass
this dumb sonofabitch who's 20+, an undergraduate
but still moans and groans and pines after a 16 year old girl who he can't get.

Besides, you've completed NS, am an undergrad and the best cuss you can string
together is
"DAMN that JABRONI PIECE OF MONKEY CRAP!!!!!!!!!"
Aye seriously lah, we're 15 and can come up with much more
vulgar ways to insult someone, Jabroni piece of monkey crap?
Aye, nobody uses 'Jabroni' anymore, it's passé, dipshit.

'Jabroni', that was what I used when I was 11 years old,
thought 'The Rock' was the coolest person on earth, practicedd doing 'The People's eyebrow' in front of the mirror daily
and me and my friends used to holler
'If ya SMELLLLLLLALALALALALALA-AH! What THE ROCK IS COOKIN'
as a greeting to each other.

Nabeh, such a fucking dipshit of a loser and he still manages
to get into the university?
And they say I'm being delusional when I say I'm effing good looking.


Why, I have half a mind to go kick that guy's ass.
In fact, I don't see why I shouldn't, seeing that he's
bloody shorter than me anyways.
But guess what happens when I bring that up to Mr. THY?

I'm fucking jealous.

Not even a month together and he's already gone so fucking mushy
and soppy on me. Come on lah, we're talking about kicking this guy's ass,
and even after he called you a depressive suicidal attention seeker, youstilll
have to 'get permission'?

Nabeh.
Considering that the only other visible edge this guy has
over me is being able to properly apply hair-products,
I'm fucking jealous that he's able to get him self embroiled in such
a soppy/mushy relationship.
Nabeh.

Back on the topic of his blog,
I'd rather like'd his closingstatementss on this particular post.
Reminds me of earlier times when I was cold, bitter, mired in dark
sociopathic-thoughts and had absolutely no social life to speak off and
all the time in the world to dedicate to my blog.

"Note: The Author does not advocate murder of any sort,
even though he speaks of people dying. Murder is bad, but it
puts people in a good mood, especially if the victim is regarded as a
menace to society. So there, The Author would like to reiterate
my point that He does not advocate any sort of wrongdoing
that would ultimately cause the death of another, be it manslaughter
or homicide. Thank you very much."

Effing-A!
I say, just go crack some skulls and be done with it!
Let's Crack Some Skulls Boys!
*Cracks Knuckles*
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T.H.Y.: Since we're good to go on harassing that short-fart already,
let's talk fashion. Should I try to appear muscle-bound intimidating
and appearing in a tank-top, which would allow me to intimidate the shit
out of that guy, by flexing my chest muscles continually while talking to him.

Or should I go for the cannot be bothered,neighborhoodd gangster/punk look?
Must get the look right, hor? First impressions count, yea?