Under The Influence.

The Author is currently happily drugged with
750mg of Paracetamol
and 10mg of Phenylephrine Hydrochloride.
What ever that is.

Now I know why drug addicts are the way they are.
I'm only under influence of 750mg of Paracetamol and
feeling bloody 'high', compare that to heroin or cocaine.

It's like a BB gun compared to a bloody MG-42!

Urgh.
The Paracetamol is wearing off.

*Hand Shivers*
Need, my fix...


I think I'll start changing my lifestyle from now on.
I'm going to bloody turn into a hippy, that'd be much better.

Shit, come to think of it,
I'd better stop going for haircuts,
stop shaving, bathing, brushing my teeth,
wearing clothes that might have made use of animals in a 'cruel and inhumane manner'.

Come to think of it,
maybe we should all stop purchasing clothes.
We'd all go nude!

Oh, the possibilities. Paracetamol...
Nudist Country..

Oh Paracetamol...