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Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Take Your Mamma' Out

Seriously, though?
Take her out.

When you grow up
Livin' like a good boy oughta
And your mama
Takes a shine to her best son
Something different
All the girls they seem to like you
Cause you're handsome
Like to talk and a whole lot of fun
©Scissor Sisters-Take Your Mamma Out.

Besides, as a teenager,
you're more approachable in the company
the company of your mother/sister/female relative
than with a company of girls/guys who're of the same
age.

Point being, when you're with friends of the same
age, you tend to be bloody boisterous and completely
unapproachable.

When you're with relatives you're more toned down
and females might be more inclined to approach you that way.

That is all.

Damn,
I should go out with relatives more.
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Note:
The above only works when you
don't actually hate your relatives,
and you are groomed relatively decently.

Unkempt hair, unshaved facial hair and a greasy face
does not consitute decently groomed.

Shit, the above sentence applies to me.
F-!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have unkempt hair, unshaved facial hair and a greasy face? that is very strange...
Anyway you are getting alot of girls anyway...
If not go habbohotel to have fun lah...

Darthsid said...

tshyyw:
Okay, then maybe it's just me being self-conscious.

Damn, I bloody sexy, then, yea?
Well groomed and verrry sexy.

LOL.

And please, I don't need any other female attention now. Not now, anyway.


Note: Sugar Mammas and prospective Mara Jades still apply though.

Jin said...

tshyyw: Oooh, what sort of fun at habbohotel?

Darthsid said...

hejin:
Picking up 12 year old girls isn't what you would call conventional 'fun'.
Not unless you're plain sick.

Wait..

What do I know?
I tend to view people who think socialising (with strangers) is imperative in their lives as
losers with no real life, so what do I know huh?

Anonymous said...

mmm you shld go to a jc...maybe just not to the sci fac...
I think you will excel in the arts subjects. But I don't think there is first 3 months anymore right?

Darthsid said...

ningx:
Heh.. Applies to guys only lar..
Anyway, I like leeching cash off my mom, when we go out!

And yea, I'm kinda jealous of my relatives too.
The females are all pretty and smart
whilst the males are either bloody atheltic and good looking
or else geeky and smart.

Pshaw!

ahdokboy:
Naa, I'm a Sci student through and through.
would they accept me in the arts faculty?
Who knows?

Heh.. My batch is the last batch with the 3 months course.
WE'll see lar..

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Darthsid said...

tshyyw:
I told you to take your peddling elsewhere eh?
You and you habbohotel, shit, you need me to smack
you on the head some more is it?