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Thursday, August 11, 2005

O Level English Orals.

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

HOW IZ THE ORAL???!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

DIE!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

DIE!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

DIE!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

YA I TOTALI AGREE!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

I LIKE SUCK LIKE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

how's your reading?

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

i stumbled like siao man!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

lucky my pic description and convo not so bad...

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

i like READ TOO FAST?????!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

TT IZ LIKE THE WORSE PART?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

Nvm lah.. you'll do alright...

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

THE EXAMINER LIKE SIAO!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

ARGHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

I DON TINK SOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

AH!!!! SHIT!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

DIE LAH ORAL!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

I AGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

SIGH.... SHIT LAH, SHIT MAN...

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

HOW NOW?

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

HOW I NOE!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

ARGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

SHIT LAH!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *SNORTS!!!!watever...* says:

ARGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

ah... relax lah...

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!DEAD!!!!STUPID ORAL!!!!* says:

WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!DEAD!!!!STUPID ORAL!!!!* says:

i reali iz HYSTERICAL NOW!!!!!!!1

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

relax.. reax...

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

take a deep breath...

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!DEAD!!!!STUPID ORAL!!!!* says:

L.S.W ^..~..*++*CELLO*++*..~..^ *ARGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!DEAD!!!!STUPID ORAL!!!!* says:

i wan my AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US -http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

ahh... chill lah..
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Basically that was the first MSN conversation that I had when I got home.
Immediatly afterI got home.

Which sums up how much pent up energy I had after the Orals.
If you still don't get it let me illustrate to you,
it was :
Skipping and jumping while singing National Day songs while also practicing the dance moves, all the way to the bus stop, in school uniform while wearing my tie, all that simultaneously.

Hmm, English Orals.
Let's see.

Woke up with a sore throat,
than got a slight bout of flu while in school,
after school finished and I was in the waiting room,
my throat got extremely dry.

Can I just say,
FUCK!

At least, my conversation and picture discussion turned out alright.
I think I might get only 9/12 for reading.
Liddat how to get A1!?
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To Whom It May Concern
(Mostly People in Class 4A):

If you find yourself asking me about my relationship status,
whether I'm single or not? You obviously don't read this blog enough.

If you're asking me about when I'm going to go dating again and talking
about what I'd do while I'm out with *ahem*, you obviously read
this blog too much and need to get a life.

But what the hell eh? We're all geeky losers with no life, continue reading this blog
anyway!

And no, I'm not going to link to her blog! What are you Eff-ing crazy?
You bunch? Who knows what mayhem you could cause? Go find out yourself,
if you really want to know what her blog is.

Besides, you people seen her photo before, good enough hor?
Don't anyhow, anyhow in class lah hor? Tshyyw, you bastard,
I haven't settled with you yet, for distributing her pictures.

NB! Do you know who I am!? Watch where you thread,
you might be 'sleeping with the fishes' soon enough.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay you're not reassuring me at all with your description of the oral.

I can only hope Monday's topic's easy enough.

Anonymous said...

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SPOKE TO SUK WAI IN SUCH A MANNER!

My, that was shocking, not just any shocking, to see you speaking like a hysterical SOB withouht any hold over oneself is FUCKING SHOCKING.

*regains composure* But hey, nice post, i couldn't agree more.

Anonymous said...

Well my oral is pretty easy... I even had time to flirt around with the examiner... So nice...
Anyway you want to settle me distributing the pic, blame yourself lah. You ask me search for her pic i go search lah...

Darthsid said...

wulu:
Relax lah, I was only exagerating.
Argh.. You'd do alright..

ningx:
Eh! Not fair!
Why all of you have so much time!?

t.h.y.:
Argh.. Blame the pressure! Blame the pressure!

tshyyw:
Bullshit! Have you looked at yourself in the mirror!?
You!? Flirt!?
Forget it lah, alamak..

Anonymous said...

tshyyw: eh u flirt?!?! Forget it man! I didn't even have to flirt and she was pratically laughing at everything i said. Bad. But i Didn't mean to make her so giggly. In fact that made her jiggly, oops, scratch that.....Damn...Bloody YING WEN I'm attached, cannot have wayward thoughts la!!!

Darthsid said...

t.h.y.:
Yea, dude.
We brothers, must. resist. his. smut.

Ahh.... attachment.. I'll be blogging about you soon.