one might say. I haven't excerscised my full sarcastic powers yet.
I'll probably update this later on.
Oh. My. God.
Cosmo Has Outdone Us All!
This will kill off lying for men!
We men shall never be able to lie anymore,
after this atrocity has seen light of day. We are all doomed! Doomed, I say!
What am I talking about?
What else other than this...
We men shall never be able to lie to women, ever again.
Gah!
Personally, I think they left out quite a few points of note.
I mean, for the average loser, the tell-tale signs of lying may
include biting your lip, crossing your legs, rubbing your eyes
and/or tugging your ear, but I think this list is pretty spartan,
don't you fellow males?
I mean, I'm not expert, but they've seem to have left out a few of my
all-time favourite tell-tale signs that a guy is lying,
this list includes (but is not exhaustive of):
- Staring directly into the eye of the person you're lying to
- Looking completely nonchalant
- Being able to cover up the lie with an effective and (partially true) cover story
- Being able to sustain a completely sincere look on your face
that's about my top 4 favourites, and guess what?
It completely works!
If you've advanced to the stage where you're able to look a person in
the eye and tell a lie, you're practically home free!
You'd be able to lie about killing oyur Girlfriend's favourite pet,
by telling her 'the Cat went swimming and never came back' and she'd
completely beleive you, even though her cat hates water and has never felt
the complusion to be near water, except for purposes of drinking.
What is a man to do, when his greatest secrets are revealed
on the net, like this!?
Oh, woe is me!
Cosmo, do you realise you've just spoilt lying for all men
out there, in the world!?
Do you!?
8 comments:
People lie all the time. Just know how to cover it up. That's my opinion, hoho.
I left not because of the prelims or the Os. Well, partly. But there are so many other factors....
exactly 3 weeks away to prelims. jia you hor. don't let the 400 bucks go to waste!
weining!
Maybe they should tell us whether woman lies anot...
I have never told a lie in my life, ever.
ningx:
*sigh* You know how hard it is looking for a good blog to read? Alamak!
Oh well, Que Sera, Sera, eh?
Yea, I know lah.. Paper qualifications will help me further my ambitions of takign over the world! heh..
becca:
Erm.. Ermm Aye, why you look at the cute guys?
tshyyw:
Aiyar, femnist mag, what you expect?
adrian:
Me neither.
I will kiss the toes of the first person who'll make me believe that.
What are you doing reading Cosmopolitan man! Even in the newstands, they come shrink-wrapped with the label:
Unsuitable for the Young
Maybe he is gay?
thus he may be lieing...
the fine art of lying is perhaps the greatest tool in the arsenal of language usage. heh. cussing doesnt even come close.
hejin:
Heheh.. I'm not young what..
91 more days before I can finally legally begin procreating!
Heh..
tshyyw:
Dude, you don't even know how to lie to teachers, what do you know about lying?
wongcheok:
You're back!
Heh.. Cussing is more like a good buddy,
lying is like fantastic lover. Never fails.
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