Something's gone very, very wrong.
When as a geek, you feel less compelled to sit in front of the
computer and wank,
but instead feel the overwhelming urge to get out of the house
and interact with the environment that lies out there.
It's not that I'm lacking in things to blog about,
it's more of a lack of motivation.
I could blog about running amok the school barefoot,
I could blog about how to react when someone's says you have beautiful eyes,
I could blog about the suitable age to get married,
I could blog about the nostalgia one gets while walking down the entire
stretch of China Town in the evening alone.
Shit, I could even blog about how I'm bloody degenerating to the point
where instead of spending my time hating the world with a devil may care attitude
and coming up with witty conversation pieces/comeback/jokes,
I'm sleeping most of the time and contemplating my future and what
the hell I'm going to do about it.
Shit, actually it doesn't really matter at all.
When you're lacking in motivation, at the end of the day,
it' doesn't matter.
As long as your peers still vindicate your awesomeness through
compliments and their insane jealousy. Those poor, bitter, souls.
Then I'm reminded of a conversation I had in school
with fellow ego-maniac, THY, and he reminded me of my purpose
in life.
'You've got to start a sperm bank, and use it to impregnate all the women in the world!
How else are you going to take over the world?'
Damn straight, I have to take over the world and make you dip-shits
my mindless slaves. How could I have ever lost track my true calling?
Be back, more cynical and pissed off than ever.
At least, I'll try.
Anyone want to go crack some skulls?
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2 comments:
Actually that wasn't very exact...its supposed to go like this...
You get married at 25 to some rich bitch...then get divorced half a year later with all her assets (leaving her with your seeds of destruction-if she is half decent) then proceed to set up a sperm bank...make it world class..fill up the entire bank with your soldiers...then finalise your plans for world domination in an office...
Sounds like a totally great idea to me...heh...
That is a great idea man except for some stuff which is not very good...
If you can get married to some rich perra, i am sure the perra will fall madly in love with you and therefore be very decent...
Setting up a sperm bank is not very good as the sperms will not be fresh as they are....
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