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Sunday, August 28, 2005

Goal Setting.

1:Get married at 25 to some rich bitch.

2:Divorce her after half a year of actual marital bliss, and getting all her assets leaving her with [insert would-be-world-dominator's name] seeds of destruction

3:Proceed to set up a sperm bank

4:Make it world class

5:Fill the reserves of frozen soldiers with [insert would-be-world-dominator's name] soldiers

6:Sit in the comfy high level office that any king/leader/Dictator/God would have attained by then and wait for women to throng to get themselves impregnated with YOUR seeds.


7:Finally have half the worlds women carrying your minions, while not even having to lift a finger (At least less fingers than one would, if the sowing of seeds were to be done manually)


Remarkable. T.H.Y./Enova/Han Yang/Brudder-in-spirit-but-not-name
you've outdone yourself.

Although I must say, your blog's HTML does suck
and you still haven't linked me properly yet, I'm still going to link to you,
simply because you've done such a good job of reading my mind,
I'd half a mind to marry you simply because you're such a fucking genuis
and remind me of myself; however we're both not homo nor bi-sexual,
we're happily attached and let's face it, no matter how much you remind me of me,
narcissism can only compel you to do things that weird.

Gay marriges are too weird.


With that being said,
now I've found myself a real goal in life,
a real purpose to work for.

I'm officially looking for a Sugar Mamma!

In order to further my goals of World Domination,
I'm taking the easy way out. I'm not going to think up
of some meticulously thought up plan to take over the world,
I'm just going to follow the list and take the easy way out.

All meticulously thought up plans are prone to some oversight.

So there.

Any incredibly rich women need
some company? E-mail me, huh?

1 comment:

Wt said...

Lol, kind of similar isnt it...my post about you having no comments...your post about me a second time ALSO having no comments...how sad...who gives a fuck...hehe...