'Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for hours on end!'- Shaifullah.
Rare moments of intensely brilliant wit from one of my school mates.
Damn, I've only been clocking an average of 6 hours a night,
recently. Even as I type this, I realised that I spent much of that 6 hours
last night sweating, tossing and turning fitfully in my sleep.
Does that mean I'm no good in bed!?
*Gasp*
Oh no!
But, but...
I have big hands!
Larger hands then almost all of the boys in my class!
Really!
The last I checked, only a one or two basket ball boys hand
larger hands then mine, and even then their hands were are
calloused...
I have large smooth hands! Really!
Will that compensate for my lack of sleep?
Awww. Damnit!
Well, to compensate for my lacking of 'bedding' abilities,
I can at least take comfort in this one remark, that was made not long ago.
(In april, actually)
At the RELC International Hotel,
after finishing my shower in the crappy bath room
of the -purported 3star hotel- I walked out of the shower,
topless right into another female delegate, who was sitting in the room
for what reason, I do not know. (I was bunking with another guy.)
Later, she remarked to me,
'Hey, good body.'
Heh..
I don't know if its the bad lighting,
her bad eyesight or a combination of both factors.
But heck, thinking back
makes me beam with pride.
Especially now, since all the jocks in the class have finally
gone flabby, what with the CCA's having stepped down and the 10hour days in school.
No longer do I have to endure those jocks crunching the 6-pecs that hang loosely on their
anorexic frame, while changing, after PE.
'Aye, going flabby already lah... Forget it lah.'
Damnable 'O' levels, comrades, let's all fight the flab!
Hmm.. 'Good Body...'
Heh...
5 comments:
Yeah, your large smooth hands should compensate for your lack of sleep. It would make you so tried that you shall fall into an eternal sleep...
Imagine that man, your smooth hands...
Oh yeah....
April is a long time ago man...
That was very lucky of you, being spotted by a female delegate. How was she? Good?
Actually not all of us have gone flabby... maybe some guys have gone flabbier. :)
*looks at flab that has been there for the past many many many many years*
:'(
must.do.something.
PS: the previous entry, the comment, was by moi. paiseh hor, forget to sign in :D
-weining
tshyyw:
Wah lau eh.. I'll smack you in the head tomorrow, when I see you.
ningx:
Heh..
Aiyar, girls are always over-sensitive about their bodies lah..
I'm sure it's nothing to fret about.
But considering that half the jocks in my class are getting flabby.
Ahh..
piggy twister:
Eh, sorry.
Would you link up to the exact post where you came up
with that quote? I'm too lazy to check which particular post
that quote came from.
P.S. How'd you find out my blog, anyway?
Uh..U good body? I think it was a combination of both the light and her eye sight...Either that or she was hoping for a quick bang...waitaminute...scratch that one...cant be...u under 16 ar...haha...
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