Neither am I a schizophrenic, jealous bastard,
that hates everyone who outperforms me.
Really, I'm not.
On the contrary, I'm a rather happy person.
I hum songs such as
'New York, New York'
&
'Fly Me To The Moon'
when I'm on the bus home.
When somebody attempts to assault me,
instead of retaliating physically,
I abuse them with a verbal onslaught of handy long and chim words
procured by reading magazines such as 'The Economist' and authors such
as Dickens.
And contrary to popular belief,
I don't good looks do not contribute to how
succesful a person is.
Instead, take a look at where the most fugly of people are,
they're probably your bosses.
By request, the picture shall be kept as tiny as possible.
And contrary to popular belief,
you might appear as fugly as possible in photos and still
continue to be cool in real life.
And contrary to popular belief,
GOD isn't actually a DOG. He's just me in disguise.
Riiight.
3 comments:
hey man have your prelims started? planning to enter a jc?
roar.
there are people who often tell me how happy i look and stuff.
but they just don't know how much i whine and cry..
hur.
maybe they should read my blog huh.
ahdokboy:
Despite the sound advice of my peers, predecessors and certain sagely people.
The answer is no, most likely I'm won't be going to JC.
I'm getting quite irritated by Sci and Math and the whole 9-5 studying thign is quite getting on my nerves, actually.
Oh, prelims after sept hols.
Going to have to chiong..
pat:
Aiyar.. We're all sad, depressed individuals. One day, we should all meet up with tea, and have a good cry together.
We could even plot the deaths of people who're really happy!
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