Aww.. So Touching... *Sniff*

05/08/05 10.55am

Hi there! Tis is alvan here.
Thanks 4 everything u've done 4 me.
I've chosen my own path in life, left e sch but i noe wat i really wan.
All e best 4 u! Gd luck.


Oh.
So, why the hell did you think it prudent to message me while
in the middle of Chemistry?

Aye, you don't need to study anymore doesn't mean that
other people won't be taking O levels this year.
Have. To. Get. That. Titration. Done. Just. Right.

Strangely enough,
I was the only person to receive that text message from him though.

You know you've got it made, when even the (ex)resident asshole
of the class feels compelled to give you gratitude, even though
you've spent the last year shooting him dirty looks and bitching about
him with your friends.

What an ego boost.

Of course, I sent back a very cordial reply,
knowing people helps, eh?
You never know when you'd be down and out
and require the assistance of a fellow human being.

Besides, if he really 'found his path' and proceeded to
become a rich bastard, it wouldn't hurt to have him remeber me
in good light eh? I could always do with a bit of financing.

Alvan,
a bastard you may have been.
Pissed off many, perhaps even all that you have seen.

Yet I still offer you the hand of friendship,
for you're bloody rich and money really isn't something you argue with.

When you weren't an asshole,
at least you were nice.

Generous, at the very least,
that should suffice.

If you're ever down and out,
and really need my help, my door's always open.

Just no pregnant girls please,
I don't know how to deal with these.


Alvan, the class just won't be the same without you.
Without your sleeping in class, rude defiance towards teachers
and that bloody arrogance. The class just won't be the same anymore.

And, when you've made it big and am filthy rich,
don't forget me!

My bullshitting skills,
my orartorical proweress. I'm sure I'll be a very valuable asset
in any conglomerate that you might be the boss of.

And I'll work for real cheap too!