Wha, Your England Not Good Ah?

Heh..
No, My Singapore much better.

Being locked up in the auditorium,
doing nothing for 2 hours really gets you crazy.
In fact, being over exposed to the school environment,
just gets you plain depressed.
And we all know how crazy one gets when depressed.

So this little exchange occured barely an hour ago,
while we everyone was getting bored out their brains
in the auditorium, "Revising Chemistry".


'No, it's pronounced as ob-large'

'No, obliged.'

'No, ob-large'

'Okay, okay. Fine. Ob-large it is.'

'How do you use it?'

'*sarcastic*Would you oblige me, as to stop pestering me?'

*Insert Sarcastic Retort*

*Very fast, in one breath*
'Well, then I'd be very much obliged if you would
just oblige your self to keep quiet and stop your ob-larging
as I'm very sure that there are many people who would love
it if you'd oblige to stop. I'd be very much obliged if you did so.'

*From Across the Room In Chinese*
'Aye, you want to fool around with Dick, you also shouldn't
do it in English what, you crazy ah?'

'Sorry, lah. Your England powderful larr...'

'No lah, my Singapore better. England not so good.'

*Cue Laughter*



Holding the reputation of being the most hardcore in England
has it days. Like today, being able to confuse people simply
by speaking at great speeds with retorts that completely make no
sense, but never the less serves it purpose is fantastic.

Especially when you're bored dead out of your mind.
Sometimes, not making sense makes much more sense to people
than actually making sense.

And no lah, pai seh leh, my England not so good.