Supercalifragilistic Spontaneous Burst of Energy.

School Officially Bites.

Imagine having to stay until 4pm in the afternoon
on a day when school officially ends at 12.30pm.

KNNCCB!
Who cares if its bloody remedial, extra lessons or 'simply structured study programs'.

I have to stay back till bloody ungodly hours
(4.30 pm)
to answer questions like:
"Explain why a high quality sauce pan has a copper base and a plastic handle."

Ye gods, I'm staying back to answer questions like these?
What the hell could be more of a waste of time?

Even better, after 1 1/2 hours of wastin time,
you're finally told that the prelim paper won't be marked
and that we could take it home to do.

You're telling me this,
after I've wasted 2 hours of my life
slaving away my soul in the classroom?

-ing!


I'm bloody hyper active,
have near unlimited reserve stores of energy
and you're telling me to waste it while dirty, -complete with the long messy hair,
bad acne and overall fatigue by the brain numbingly stupid shit that's gone on in school-
irritated and bored on questions like that?

Just bloody give me the prelim papers and letus all go home,
you do realise that no one is really interested in getting stuck till such late hours
in the classroom, doing assignments that could just as well be done at home
-with better conditions I might add-, assignments that you declare at the last minute
"I'm not going to -bloody- mark"
assignments with incredibly stupid questions
and then when everyone's all tired enough to start revolting, you let us home
without going through the entire paper, tell us that we can go home and complete
it and that you're not

going
to
bloody
mark
it.

Let me just exclaim,
What The Fuck!?

I'm ready to run 3kilometers, ready to stab some bitches,
ready to run over little animals and I'm so bloody hyper active
and you cop me up in the bloody classroom with 39 other tired individuals
who're ready to do the same thing as me!?

Gods, it's a bloody wonder that the class didn't
break out in a full scale riot and start burning down the school.
What a freaking model of ineffiency.

Thank god tomorrow there's PE,
I can finally get some sun and physical activity.
I'm going to fucking run till the field burns through,
I'm going to bloody run till I collpase from exhaustion
and when that happens I'll bloody blame the school.

You know why?
Because I can.


"Explain why a high quality sauce pan has a copper base and a plastic handle."

You want to know why?
High quality goods nowadays rarely serve a single purpose,
most high quality goods/equipment are multi-purpose.

Thus, the humble sauce pan must follow suit,
if bloody rips like Tefal are going to continue charging exorbitant prices
for their saucepans. I mean, c'mon you've got a degree in science,
it doesn't take a bloody MBA to tell you that people won't be conned
into spending a hundred dollars on a sauc pan that only cooks sauce.

Nono, if companies like Tefal are going to continue supplying staff
with Maesartis they're R&D department are going to have to think
up of ways to make the sauce pan multi-purpose.

Which is why plastic grips and copper bases are used.
Plastic can be easily molded into a egronomic grip,
that allows users of the humble saucepan to hold on to it properly,
while the copper base is used to conduct heat.

With the user holding on to the saucepan properly,
and the heat that the copper bases has conducted,
one can use the humble saucepan as a weapon, in lieu with its
fantastic sauce cooking abilities to kick the asses out of pseudo-intellects
such as yourself who ask stupid questions to test the patience of people such as me.

Which is where the saucepan companies will make a lot of money,
because I'm sure that there're plenty of students out there who're just like
me and wish to inflict pain upon you, for such blatant stupidity.

And what other to get, then the humble sacuepan?
I can cook and inflict pain! The perfect gift for the mother after
careful washing and all traces of blood is removed!

God, Tefal, I love you.

That enough to get that measly 4 marks?