If you want to be gay, at least do so in the toilet.

Jurong Point.

Of all the shopping centres in Singapore,
I don't think there can be one that's as big and still
completely useless as Jurong Point.

The library sucks.
The food sucks.
The people there suck.

Ah, the perfect place for my cynicism
to feed.

Bumming about, walking aimlessly,
watching all the other losers bum about,
simply because they have nothing better to do.

It seems like there's a sort of unofficial agreement there,
now, that it's the official hang out place for people from
HKSS, JWSS, YHSS and FHSS.
Everywhere you turn there's no escaping from the kalidescope of colours
ranging from green, to purple.

Bums.

Well, at least the stairs make for good entertaintment, though.
Simply walking down the stairs from the Jurong West Community Library,
you'll get treated to a whole variety of sleazy R(21) sideshows going on,
completely free.

Ranging from the guy masturbating in the corner,
to the couple feeling each other up in the other corner,
all free.

You won't have to fork out $9.50 to Golden Village to
so that you can sneak in to some XXX film. Just head on to the aisle.

Today's special?
Gay men.

Two Upper Sec Yuhua boys feeling each other up at
the entrance of the stairwell.
How bloody stupid can you get!?

At first, having passed them to exit the stairwell,
I didn't really notice that they were feeling each other up.

Only after my friend brought to my attention
that two boys alone in a stairwell attemtping
to evacuate all other people was wierd,
which then prompted the Kay-poh in me to check the stairwell again.

Sure enough, the two boys were there.
Not ony that, one of them was pressing the other against the wall,
right beside the entrance to the stairwell.
Doing what, I don't know. I only opened the entrance
for the tiniest fraction of a second before shutting it in suprise.

Unfortuantely, neither of us had a handphone, nor camera.
Oh, damn. Would have loved to take some photos.
Damn.