I Bathed, I Shaved, I Tamed My Hair And Had A Change of Underwear.

I don't Kiss and Tell.

Ok, ok.
So I went out on a date with Hejin yesterday,
to the blogcon.
And yea, I got her a Rose.
And yea, we looked *shudders* 'cute' together.

Basically,
with fantastic timing and a little luck
I managed to arrive early for an appointment,
with plenty of time for me to while away,
preparing to sweep her off her feet.

Just one snag,
she was also early.
What ever happened to ladies being fashionably late?
She had already arrived, even while I was plucking her rose
from the Esplanade's garden.

Damn!
Stub on the toe and a hitch in my plans.

When we met up,
I presented her with the flower,
we walked around and talked and began heading for DXO.

Damn, I tell you,
the open mike session was boring as hell.
Well, sorry.
But yea, it was boring as hell.

Well, all me and Hejin could do
was to sit there and look pretty,
or 'cute' as some might put it.

Well, after the first session,
I met up with Injenue, King Meng and the DonAQ, Adrian.
Perpetrator of evil deeds and successful (so far) matchmaker,
with a success rate of 100%! (Heh.. He's only matchmade one couple so far.)

Single, desperate ladies, go look for him!
Desperate ugly men, you got no chance lah..

I also finally met up with Daniel, the amoral bastard.
Not quite amoral nor bastard-y looking.
(Oi, get back to blogging already.)
One has to admit, he's quite the lady killer.
Almost stole my date, you bastard.

Didn't meet Eileen though,
was expecting to meet up with most of the Lewdites.
Didn't really matter though.

Left with Hejin at around 4+ though,
quite early on into the second session about law.

Er, King Meng, what can I say?
I don't Kiss and Tell.

And, even if you got wind of anything,
I'll feverently deny everything. Heheh...
Everything...

Okay, okay.
Maybe if you ask me nicely, I'll be compelled to brag.

If asking me on the comments doesn't work.
Go ask me on MSN, it's pretty easy to guess what's my MSN
e-mail. It's similar to my gmail one.

Heheh..

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KNNCCB!
Have you seen this article yet?
Youngest person present Goh Wei Zhong, 15.

Blardy hell, Straits Times. I'm also 15, where's my picture!?
Aye I purposely dressed up like a goody-two-shoes for this you know!?
CCB!
You put some fagotty RI student there because he's wearing his RI uniform
and looks like he wanks everyday!?

I should've worn my School Uniform instead,
then maybe you'll notice that there are other 15 year olds.
Got 14 year old there summore, you people had to interview
this RI fag.

If I'd worn my School Uniform would you have noticed then,
huh!?


Then what about 'cutest & youngest couple' huh?
Didn't you think about that you punks!?
Wah lau eh...
(Okay, I'm just being a publicity whore then, still you can't blame me for
being sour)



Hmph, at least she didn't throw the rose away.
Cost me a $250 in fines okay, if she'd thrown it away
I'll just have to go ask her to pay the fine instead.