I Am Man.

I am Man.
In Underwear, without my clothes.
I sit and stare and pick my nose.

I am Man
I don't need clothes.
I sit and fart,
make belching noises.
I work my ass of does anybody care?

I am Man.
I walk around grim dripping off me,
I walk the street, people stare at me.
I don't care for I am Man.

I am Man,
My parents yell,
I don't care I work like hell,
do they even thank me, now?

I am Man,
I ogle and stare,
I concoct new plans,
to get that hare.
She runs so fast, but she's no match,
I catch up, I am Man.

I am Man,
she asks me to stay,
I get up to leave, tears roll down her face.
Doesn't she know, I've got other things to attend to?
I may have caught up, but she rules my life.
I relent, for I am Man.

I am Man,
I lie in bed, exhausted I nearly die.
I persevere for I am Man, that I am.
In God's image I was made,
and God, that's what I'll be someday.
Watch me, I'm going places, God is what I'll be,
someday.

I am Man,
I sit and stare,
I fart and belch in my underwear.
I call for help, nobody cares.
Screw them all I am Man and I don't care.

I am Man,
they take me screaming,
'Women, come save me!'
They don't say where, I still scream.
I am Man, I'll be God, where are you taking me?

I am God,
I was man.
I sit up here, in my mighty under pants,
I sit around, I scream and stare.
I see the peasants, I'm getting bored.
An Idea comes, I'll smite them all.

I am God, I was man.
I raise my hand, I scream and shout,
I also think I rant.
I scream out and they scream, much more loud.
I relent, I stand and stare.

I am God, I was man.
These people there, that's what I am.
I'll get bored and then'll come another.
Sitting and staring, screaming and belching.
He'll sit in his underwear, that I know.
He might make more men,
but he'll always be in his underwear.

That I know,
because that'll be what he'll do.
For I am Man, God I also am.