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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Heh.. I feel so terrible.

You know that the conversation's going pearshaped when this happens....

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You know that I probably hate your guts,
when I've been ignoring you for the whole day in school and yet you
still continue bugging me.

You know that you have even less social skills than me,
if you're trying to be comforting and barely 5 lines into the MSN
conversation, you're already starting to piss me off.


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And you know that you really, really suck when barely a minute into
a MSN conversation that you've initiated, in your feeble attempt to
comfort me, this happens...

"in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

unless u are correcting me for the better , pls don say out the things u arent happy

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

Now, that last sentence was so fucked up, I don't even know what the hell you meant.

in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

ah .

in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

don use the f word

in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

when u talk to me

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

Fine."


Even, when I was trying to be polite.
You've managed to get me to swear.
What kind of comforting is that? Being polite is so, fucking hard.
I think I'll just curse and swear my whole life.


And, you know that you are really good at comforting someone when this happens..
You know, after you've clicked that 'appear offline' button,
but decide to contnue tormenting me with a barrage of your self-righteous bull.
Yea, I said self-righteous. Why else would you elect to come back online to
lecture me on the evils of my action, 5 seconds after you've clicked 'appear offline'?

"|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

Yea.. Yea.. I'm sorry, you came and ask me if I was in a bad mood, when I clearly was.

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

I'm sorry that you had to take it up upon yourself to be so helpful...

in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

and im not being self righteous or what . i don use complicated english . u have mastered the techniques of writing good english . i havent .

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

I'm sorry that you have the social skills of a wall, that you expect some one who's clearly pissed off to act all happy.

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

I'm sorry, you know?

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

I'm sorry for being such a bloody pretender,

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Shitting In My Pants.@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:

I'm sorry that you can't use words that you would want to.

in e past,there wasnt any flight attendants.initially was 8 nurses in e planes and it evolved to the present,flight attendants. says:

are u trying to be sarcastic ?"


And you should really know that you're pissing me off,
especially if you're trying to be such a fucking pretender.
Nope, I don't mind it if your English sucks and you come and ask
me for help on an occasional sentence or word. Nor do I mind helping
you do that occasional comprehension question, if you really don't know
how to do it. Heck, I'll even help edit your compositions and what not.

But if you have to come up to me, everyday, almost on an hourly basis
to ask me how to pronounce passé or oblige.
Or if you have to ask me the meaning of words like flaunt, plethora and oblivious.
You know that you're really getting on my nerves when I've gotten pass
the level of giving you one word replies and cold stares and have begun to
answer in an irritated tone.

For goodness sakes! Get a Fucking Dictionary.
I'm not your fucking dictionary, even if you do label me as bestt in English' for the whole level.
I will fucking stab you to death if you are so fucking stupid.
Even as I attempt to be nice, you fucktards have to come and wear down
my patience.


If you don't know the fucking meaning, or you can't fit that vocabulary
in a particular sentence structure. DON'T FUCKING ASK ME, unless absolutely
necessary. There are plenty of words synonymous with flaunt or plethora that you
could use. What's the fucking use of using such vocabulary? To impress?
You fucking self-righteous prude?
If you'reconsciouss about the words you use in your compositions, it's fucking obvious
that you aren't comfortable enough with it, to use it properly. So why turn to me
to help you fix up a proper sentence for your composition? It's YOUR fucking homework.
DO IT YOURSELF. You could always use the more basic language structures as a substitute,
they'll work out all the same.

Fucking hell.
I was justbeginningg to forget how fucking stupid people can get.
Having had conversed normally, with a completely sane and perfectly
intelligent person for the past few days have really blinded me.

I can just feel that jadedness and cynicsm coming back to me, my old friends.
Just when I've almost completely gotten rid of them too.
How could I forget how I hate talking to other people?
Shit, I swear I'm never engaging in conversations with people, ever again.
Unless they've proven themselves to be NOT STUPID.

I'll never forget how stupid you fucktards are.
Never.
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Well, at least something's good come out of this week.
At least, this week's been a good week. So far...
Hejin's linking me seem to have gotten me an slight increase in traffic.
By about, 10 people..

So now that we've passed first base,
when am I going to get into your...

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sidebar?
Heheh... Sorry, couldn't resist.
Positively fascinating,
the hormonal teenage boy's mind is.
Especially when faced with the possibility of female contact...

Ah, sweet hormones...
I'll savour it while it lasts, I have no doubt that it'll
be soon when my complexion clears up, I stop being horny,
get off my butt and start working and start having a completely
productive life.


Soon enough, I'll have enough cash and the good looks to boot,
to lead a swinger's life style.
Then, female population, watch out!

Untill then, I'm resigned to my fate as a pimply teenager,
simply trying to gain weight. Hopefully the pimpleswilll clear up soon.

It'll be soon, I tell you.

4 comments:

Adrian said...

Take it easy, man. There's one born every minute.

Cheok said...

i loved that one on having the social skills of a wall. its a good 'un.

Jin said...

No one gets into my sidebar. :D

Darthsid said...

ei|een:
*flinches* Not the balls! Not the balls!

adrian:
Heh.. Guess so. But why me!? Haha...

wongcheok:
Woot!

hejin:
Oh, man.. And we were doing so well..
This is going to cause things to sour. Hmph...
heh...