First day of school after the release of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince.
Being the biggest fan of the book in the school,
having read it since '97,
I was the only one who didn't have the book.
Well, the only REAL fan anyway,
all the other poseurs who couldn't tell the diffrence between a
Nimbus made broomstick from a Firebolt,
they all had the book.
Rich bastards.
Well, naturally I wasn't to be out done by these bloody poseurs,
being this big fan of Harry Potter and having Hermione-esque
indepth knowledge of Harry Potter,
I wouldn't allow the lack of $40 to spoil all my fun.
I know the ending of the book.
Heh..
Actually, being such a cheap bastard,
I went to read the last five pages at that bookstore in Raffles City Shopping Centre.
What was it again? MPH?
Hmm, yea.
Basically on Saturday I got into MPH
and stood there reading the last 5 pages of the book.
Heh..
Stupid, I know.
Cheap, I know.
Childish, I know.
Embarassing, heh, I couldn't care less.
All that couldn't take away the satisfaction I got from seeing people's
faces when I screamed out in Math:
"DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD! DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD! HARRY'S FALLEN OUT
WITH THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC!"
That, and going up to everyone holding a copy of 'The Half Blood Prince'
and saying the exact same thing, with slightly more spoilers.
God, I'm such a jackass.
And lovin' it!
So yea, basically that's it.
All you people out there with a copy of 'Harry Potter: the Half Blood Prince'
I don't, and I'm going to take away your satisfcation of discovering
the ending yourself.
I'm a sour little bastard like that.
Heh..
"Dumbledore is DEAD! DEAD, YOU HEAR!?"
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Stupid Straits Times. Youngest Couple HERE! Aged 15, 14. Taken byshianux
The only photographic evidence that proves that I was ever at
the blogcon
Heh.. Looks like I'm trying to snog Hejin right?
WRONG!
Heh.. King Meng, I didn't. Really.
Gentleman, what right?
How gentlemanly would it be to attempt to reach first base
on the first date, an hour after you've met?
Besides...
I don't kiss and tell.
Even if I did, I wouldn't tell eh?
EDIT:
Ye gods! A spy!-Taken byNna
Heh.. That's about the only photos that I were taken of me.
Thank goodness there aren't any full frontal shots of me,
-well there is that one photo but I doubt it'll get posted-
with that in mind, I can simply continue claiming that I a freaking
15 year old sexbomb raging with hormones, charm, good looks and intellect.
Yea, yea, yea.
Ladies, you heard that right.
Good looking 15 year old sexbomb right here,
start sending in photos of yourself! I'm still looking formy potential Mara Jade
(RE:No Shit!?: Origin Stories.)
Not that I'm not attached now, but more of an ego boost eh?
Boost my ego sufficently and I might yet allow you to touch my feet!
Heheh...
Let the emails start coming in!
7 comments:
Hey, thanks for the spoilers! I've been looking ard the internet to confirm Dumbledore is dead, but none of the spoiler website would confirm the rumour....
Aiya, maybe you're not the one who made the 1st move? :P That way, you'll still be the gentleman. :P
Btw, check out my blog links....see if you like your eyes. :)
well i seems that some people still would like to noe what happen...
haha
well u ruin some people who would like to read it but would not like the fun to be spoil (espically shankar)
:)
I feel like I've been bestowed the title of a stalker now. Or something. *remains in the nearest tree and clad in full on ninja gear* >_>
Bwahaha. I gotta love the Deatheaters. :) Wiping out one of the most profilic characters of the Harry Potter realm and as a result JK Rowling earns another million buckaroos from another book sales.
Sides, Deatheaters are fucking cool. Ever since I began reading the series, I've always harbored a certain fascination for this sinisterly mysterious bunch of people driven by a sadistic goal. Evil is good. For your health. Yessums.
I still fail to see the appeal of Harry Potter.
kingmeng:
Heh.. Can't say I particulary like them,
but then again I detest photos.. Still, a link's a link. That's good enough.
Erm.. I would mention more spoilers, but then again, I'd better not push my luck..
heh..
tshyyw:
Erm. Mind your own business eh?
Haven't you got your own *cough* material to entertain you?
nna:
"sinisterly mysterious bunch of people driven by a sadistic goal."
No wonder you're reading my blog.. Heh.. Sounds just like me.
ei|een:
Heh.. Sponsor me the $40 and I'll get the book and tell you all the spoilers that you want to know.
adrian:
Can't help it. Have to finish something once I've started. Seeing that ut's been almost 8 years
since I've first read the book, I HAVE to complete the series.
I'll die not knowing whether Harry finally gets an asswhiping.
You might just like this:
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/Nna/1121757450410.gif
...Some picture I found on 4chan. Lmfao, it's Snape kerb-bashing Dumbledore, gotta love Dumbledore's head bouncing like that in the animation. As you can see Snape here has a Nazi emblem on his left chest.
Because on 4chan, everybody's like, "American History X. Snape the white Nazi and Dumbledore the nigger".
what struck me was the use of the double negative at the end of the post LOL!!
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