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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Basking In Glory And Reveling In Greatness.

A Little Sweet Talk Goes A Long Way.
After all, there's no real repercussions, except for the crushing of an ego.

My ego's too damned big to be crushed, damnit.
A little sweet talk goes a long way in helping you achieve
your goals and if you need proof of that, you can take me as an example.

Finally, today I've gotten the English Teacher
to admit how much she likes me as a student.
*Beams*

In-freaking-credible.
Seeing as this teacher was one whom I've had a hand in
breaking down last year, having her tell me this barely a year later
is pretty incredible don't you think?

Heh..
I still remember breaking her down to the point where she
got so upset that she cried, I still remember fuming in self righteous
indignant anger, parrying her every attempt at forcing me to apologize
for a whole 2 months.

Until, that is, she threatened to complain to the Discipline Master.
Pride and a sense of self-righteousness can only take you so far,
crossing swords with the discipline committee is simply suicide.
You can't argue your way out no matter how well presented your argument is,
or how much the evidence favours you.

If a teacher reports you, you're wrong.
Detention.
Just like that.
That's only if you're lucky, if you're not you'll have to endure
an hour or so in the freezing Discipline Office standing as straight as possible,
not moving, while getting screamed at by one of the discipline masters.

Maintaining your dignity is one thing,
being stupid is an entirely different matter.
So, very naturally, I swallowed my pride and apologized.

Now, barely a year after that incident, I get told that I'm her favourite student?
Sweet ass.

Yes, yes, Mrs Yeo.
I don't know if Mr Cheng has told you about my blog,
but hey, English is also one of my favourite subjects.

And, you must also realise that even though you were some
bigfuck student from RV with 7A1's, you still can't outtalk some
crappy 'Papaya' from HKSS who only got C5 for English in the recent
Mid-years.
(No, I don't blame you for that,I blame Mr Cheng. Out of point? Moi?)
You must realise that I'm only letting you win in our arguments
simply because you're a lady. That and embarrassing the EL teacher
in front of the whole class wouldn't be very nice eh?
My ego can take a bruising just fine, it doesn't really matter.

Biology Lessons,
the teacher's finally stopped picking at me and the screaming's finally stopped.
Fantastic, now I can concentrate better on lessons, without worrying about
what I might do next that might set you off, Miss Wong.
It's good that you've seen the light and have stopped picking on me.

Physics,
I've finally passed my test.
Without studying. Oh, how long has it been since I've last seriously studied?
I reckon, it's time I took it seriously eh?
Now even more so, since I've passed my physics tests, without studying.

Did I mention I've also managed to complete my Math practice papers
within an hour, leaving school at 4.40PM instead of the blasted 18th hour?

The week's been fantastic,
a little sweet talking has gone a long way.
I've got two teachers who have every reason to claim to hate me,
change their attitudes towards me.

I think I'll try being nice full time,
it's really paying off I don't see why I should stop.

And hey, with all the publicity coming in from the recent blogcon,
with all the bloggers linking me, I've even got a spike in traffic.
My average visit's per day rising to an all time high of 60.
Heh.. Not alot, but compared to the previous measly 40-going on 50,
that's still significant enough.

Glee!

If you're new, I welcome you young or old.
Don't get offended, it's just the way thing's are told.
I have to say, sit down and stay, I'm sure I'll keep your attention,
if not, read my archives. There's plenty good there.
Heck, who knows, maybe someday I'll link to my better posts, for
your eye to wander, all the way there.

Have I mentioned that this week has been a fantastic one so far?
It's mainly comprised of me
Basking In Glory And Reveling In Greatness.

Sweet!

10 comments:

Daniel said...

I can't believe you got a c5 for english.

Darthsid said...

It's a result of not handing in homework,
which took a hefty 25% out of my mid-years...

heh.. I've been assured that I could get an A though..
Isn't that good enough? heh..

Anonymous said...

come on man
this week papers was so much easier than the other paper.
it was no doubt the easiest paper so far and thus u were able to complete it. (not to mention some people help u)
it seems that your ego is still the same as ever...
well that day could be that one day only... maybe the teacher were having PMS (not mrs yeo, she could be think about her child) and thus they were good to you...

Anonymous said...

I wished that the whole "Your calibre of your English is measured by your O level grade" shit is dead. Because there are people who can truly prove they're better than the given grade. And yet their English papers are unjustly marked a C5, etc, just like what a fellow anglophile experienced in his last O levels.

Adrian said...

Not to brag, but I got A* for PSLE English, A1 for O's and A1 for GP.

Ok, I just wanted to brag.

Anyway, the blog con has really given a lot of people a lot of traffic, man.

KingMeng said...

I got C5 for my GP...yet I'm able to earn some pocket money through my writings. :P

Oh, you seem to have forgotten to mention about sweet-talking to some girl...*ahem*

thepattycakes said...

Eh.

I shouldn't have scrolled down.

Why you spoil the fun of HP!
Now I don't have to read the remaining 593 pages already.

DAMN!
!!!
Wasted my AU$27.95.

Daniel said...

I thought I could brag, but dang, Adrian had me beat.

Darthsid said...

tshyww:
Dude, organise your words abit,you're hardly making sense.
Lay off the porno, yea? It might do some good...

nna:
Heh.. What can I say. School really, really sucks.
Haha, but that could just be the teenaged rebel in me speaking..

adrian:
Eh... My PSLE only got A. Damnit. Nevermind, there's always the O levels to look forward to.

Kingmeng:
*looks around innocently*
Heh.. Talking about me?

pat:
Haha. Good, good..
You can send me the book then..
Heh. My address is...

daniel:
El supremo of LEWD.-nuff said.
Heh...

Darthsid said...

ei|een:
Erm, I'm also really geeky..
Very,very nice.. Very very loyal..

I won't poop all over the place like a dog, too!
Really!