All You Need Is Love,

Hearing your parents discuss your love life among themselves
is most definitely interesting. Especially if they're the kind
whose only relationship experience is the ahdokboy kind,
you've just simply got to listen to what they think and compare and
contrast it with what's actually happening out there as compared to your peers
and you simply just can't help but stop touching yourself and stand naked,
smiling.

In the shower of course.
Where else?
Note: To horny pervs, don't bother answering that question.

Aiyoo, for people who've been brought up in an era where when holding hands
was tantamount to marrige to try and even comprehend the teenage dating scene now,
is quite simply, hilarious.

Previously when you held hands it was:
"Ooooh... When are you guys going to get married?"

Now it's:
"Oh, I had sex with him and he wasn't that good, that's why we broke up."

Heheh..
Hearing them talk about their 15 (going on 16) year old son's ability to
cope with relationship and the things that he'll do in one is really, really funny.

Heh...
Please lah, I'm not going to have sex, break up and then go commit suicide lah, hor?
I'm not like those depressive teenagers out there.

Besides, having sexual intercourse before the age of 16 is illegal, now that I've
gotten my hair cut in the typical 'good boy' style, I have to act the part.

Besides, I'm planning to de-flower every half intelligent and half-acceptable looking
female in S'pore lah, how to de-flower girls if I'm going to commit suicide just after
one break up?

Alamak,
you guys worry too much lah..


Heh.. I should take showers more often when my parents are at home...
The things you hear in the bathroom..

Note:
I don't have anything against Aaron's relationship,
don't get me wrong. I think it's fantastic that he can maintain
a relationship with a girl from his teens all the way to 'manhood',
it was just a reference, nothing more.