Origin Stories.

Note: This Post is the Result Of Reading Too Much Comics.
Damages Your Brain.

Donaq-The Don of L.E.W.D., cowboy caleb,ahdokboy, wongcheok,
mrbrown, assurdo, geeky jade.
Heck, even temptress23, quite possibly the product of a horny
teenaged girl's brain.(Although there's nothing sexual about her blog.)

What are the stories behind some of the pseudonyms?
I mean, anyone really care to explain they're alter-egos and their
backstories?
What's the reasoning behind the blogger?

Well, the start things of, I'd imagine my origin story would be
something like this...

Dark Lord of the Sith

Despite the misconception that the Sith Order destroyed itself,
Palpatine was the last in a long line of surviving Dark Lords. While
it is unknown when he became a Sith Lord and took the name
Darth Sidious, it is known that his master was Darth Plagueis.

Plagueis is thought to have been capable of manipulating
midi-chlorians to create life and avert death. Sidious murdered his
master in his sleep, but not before supposedly learning this power.

A self-proclaimed savior, Darth Sidious was the Sith Lord responsible
for finally accomplishing, after millennia, the ultimate goals of his
shadowy order: the complete destruction of the Jedi Order and the
domination of the galaxy. These objectives Sidious sought to
implement with every stroke.

Palpatine had a cunning understanding of the human mind.
He was a political mastermind, becoming a trusted and beloved
Senator in the Galactic Senate, a good and modest man by
reputation. In addition to broad expertise in areas such as
psychology, bureaucracy, and philosophy, he had the ability to
foresee countless possible futures, due both to his vast intellect
and power, so that he could manipulate events as a grandmaster
moves pieces on a dejarik board.

In addition to that, he has the ability to win arguments simply by
pointing and making accusations. Such is the power Sidious wields.
Once he opens his mouth, you simply cannot shut him up, and that
cackly voice will either drive you insane or you will be forced to comply
with his will.

Sour that he'll eventually be killed by his pretty boy apprentice
and his son. Both whiny bastards with no real command of the force,
save to look pretty and thwart his evil plans by their incessant
whining. He has begun plotting their deaths, unfortunately the
force binds all and NO ONE not even one as awesome as himself
has the ability to resist the will of the force.

Unbeknownst to Luke Skywalker, the whiny son of his apprentice,
his efforts to exterminate all traces of the Emperor by destroying all
his clones. One clone survived the whining and lightsaber swinging.
This clone, not fully matured yet, as the cloning was not yet complete
appears to be only in his teenage years and it would seem like the
force abilities have not manifested itself in this no-doubt-soon-to-be-
prodigal-human.

Sent to a Galaxy Far, Far Away, in A Time Line Far Far Ahead,
this clone of Palpatine seems relatively harmless in this primitive
world. However, this Palpatine seems to be far superior than any of
the other versions. Having survived in a primitive world, devoid of
his Crimson Guards, loyal apprentices or Twilek' escorts.
(Long Lekkus only, Female.) He has proven to be extremely
independent and mature. surviving without the force by playing
politics very carefully. At the heart of it all, Palpatine is a Politician
afterall.

Having taken a step closer towards world domination by allying
himself with the rogue blogging organization L.E.W.D. he will soon take
over the Galaxy, as soon as his force powers manifest in him, leaving
the charge of this world under Adrian the head of L.E.W.D. He is
currently running a blog which entertains a decent amount of people,
although his writing has not been as good lately. Little do the fools
know, his bog is not meant to entertain! It is a platform to raise
awareness about him and his galaxy-domination quest. It also serves
as a recruiting centre, where he is scouting for a Human
(Female, good looking, force sensitive) to take the place of Mara Jade,
the traitorous bitch! Who eloped with that whiny faggot
Luke Skywalker, procreating with him to continue that traitorous
bloodline. Both of the children are no doubt Gay and will get aids by
having too much buttsex.

Potential recruits to replace Mara Jade as the Hand of Palpatine
can continue to read this blog and be influenced by his darkways.
Remember. Female, Good looking,Force Sensitive. Well,
Force sensitive is an optional pre-requisite. Midi Chlorains can also
be introduced to the blood stream later on.

As it stands, domination of the galaxy would be very easy, for in this
age, the Jedi are no more. However the Emperor is simply biding his
time. Waiting for Hyperdrives to be invented and his force powers to
manifest. For now, this Evil-Soon-To-Be-Ruler-Of-The-Galaxy
is content with terrorizing the idiots who persist in giving him an
'education'. These educators, not worthy of his time or spirit seem to
be an absolute must in this society. Since his Ph.Ds in Evil Badassology,
Trash Talking, Manipulation are not recognized here. He's willing to
waste his time getting 'educated' until terrorizing these 'educators' bore
him and he decides to electrocute them with his force lightening. Or he
could borrow a leaf from his traitorous-former apprentice and choke
every single one of them to death instead. The decision will be made
when his force powers manifest.

The name Palpatine itself is most likely a play off "Palatine" - the
name of (amongst other things) the centermost of the Seven hills
of Rome upon which many Roman Emperors constructed their palaces
(the word 'palace' itself comes from the word 'Palatine', in fact).
The name "Sidious" itself is most likely a play off insidious, a word
having multiple meanings including "treacherous," "seductive,"
and "subtle."