I'm Going To Get Fucked, Tomorrowed, Maybe Even Browned One Day!

On The Path To Glorious World Domination!
One step at a time, wouldn't want to fall would we?

Abit of self indulgence here,
but I've just realized that I could just possibly be
the most famous(?) 15 year old blogger there is.

And I don't think any of you pissticks out there will be able
to find any 15 year old who's more famous than me.
Sure, you'll be able to find people with better writing, better layout, etcetera.

But that's not really the point is it?
Famous bloggers tend to be more entertaining than have long inane posts
about the Sun, the Moon and your asscrack.

I mean, how boring can you get?


In the SG blogging community,
there are only about 3 linkers of note,
tomorrow.sg,LEWD and getting Fucked.

In that order of importance.
Seeing that I've already been incepted to LEWD,
my next step towards World Domination would be to get tomorrowed.
However, looking at the frequency which people get tomorrowed,
it's not really very special anymore.

Any Tom, Dick or Harry could get tomorrowed and it doesn't really matter.
(Note: This Dick Hasn't gotten tomorrowed yet.)
I've been read by more strangers than most teenaged blogs can claim
to be and I've done so with little whoring and little 'featuring'.

So what is it with tomorrow.sg?
The gathering of Singapore's blogging super powers
Still, the blogs they blog on a daily basis usually aren't that good,
shit, I can think of some of my readers who can fare better than the
people plugged at tomorrow.sg.

So not getting tomorrowed doesn't really matter.
Now to get fucked next, and my plans will be complete!

I am Fricken' god.
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Note: Straits Times is a shitty paper and the blogs they feature everyweek
are more often than not, as shitty. They don't count.

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Bloggercon 2005:


Adrian, here's a suggestion for LEWD,
hold the whole event hostage by the end of session one,
in the name of World Domination, since all the blogging superpowers and then some,
will be present.'

Then at the break fellow LEWD members will gorge themselves silly with the free food.
After which we'll begin taunting all the other bloggers,
finally executing them in whatever style we see fit.

At the end of the bloggercon, LEWD will have established itself as a blogging super power
in Singapore!
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Shit, I'm ranting.
I should never be allowed to blog in the morning.
Have to resume afternoon blogging sessions...