For Truth! Justice! Love! And The Bohemian Way of Life!

Haven't been updating.
Comes as no surprise though.

It's the backlash of
the mixture of two chemically reactive elements in my life.
The parents, and the teachers.

Sodding fools, thought they knew better.
They didn't.


Well,
with great power comes great responsibility
and in the case of many,
that power clouds judgment.
Verily they were wrong.

And merrily did they continue,
with the endless chanting,
as though they were priests,
exorcising a demon.

In that hour long ordeal,
(or was it assault? Can't remember)
one particular event stuck in my head,
and I can remember it ever so clearly.

Actually, it was a question posed by my form teacher.
I was prepared, for the scolding, I was prepared for the VP coming
over, I was prepared for anything.
Well, almost.

I wasn't prepared for this.

'So Dick, what can we take away from you, that will motivate you to work hard?'
'What can't you live without?'

This was the questioned posed to me by my dear form teacher,
in front of the Humanities HOD, Math HOD, VP, and my mother.

I was quite shocked when I heard her asked that question.
I was, very literally, shocked into silence.

I mean, how naive can you get?
To expect an honest answer from me, of all persons?
The most slack student in 4A?
You're asking me to help you make my life a misery?

My mind went into overdrive for the next minute,
frantically searching for an answer,
that would satisfy both parties.

Suprisingly, the answer I came up with was
in fact,
quite true.

'Books.'

Then, after further prompting and racking of my brains,

'Music'

'Err.. Nothing else.'

Actually, the more accurate answer would be
'Any form of external stimulation to the brain,
particularly those of the intellectual kind.'

But well...
I was under seige, I was in a room confronted by
people with Bachelors, Masters...
Some even taking their Ph.Ds...
I had to play the part of a damn submissive fool.

On retrospect,
I could have actually made life easier for everyone
by jumping on the table and screaming

'For Truth! Justice! Love! And The Bohemian Way of Life'
'And you people can't take that away from me, 'cause you're damn fools!
The world would die before you fools took that away from humanity!'

'DIE!'

Then proceed to kill everyone with my
uber cool pen with an ultra sharp tip measuring only .28mm across.
But then, that would be illegal.
And it would be messy.

All that blood...


Oh well, can't win them all can I?
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Bah, I've been reading too much Batman.
The Joker's really getting to me.
Eh..