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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Eh, I've been missing out on life.

On the bus,
oh the sights that you encounter on the bus.

Oh, the bus,
the lovely sweet bus.

There was the horny bastard and the promiscuous babe (bitch?).
Oh, the horny bastard and promiscuous bitch.

What a show they put for all,
free it was for all to see.

'Oh!'
She screamed, get your hands off me.

'Shut up!'
He said, and do your best to please me.

Then he pushed himself to her,
Oh,
how he pushed so forcefully.

His lips all over,
her pretty little face.

His hands all under her white, cotton
skirt.

Still she acted,
so pretty so demure.
Resisted,
moaning loud enough for all.

Heads were turned,
though there were not much at all.

'Damn'
I cursed,
I don't have my phone with me.
There would be no pictures,
just memories.

Then the bus stopped,
the guy cursed the girl in dialect. (something involving the female anatomy, which I'm figuring he already had a good feel of.)


He strode off,
cocky as hell-
as a vulgar, poor, ugly and short-
Clint Eastwood would have done were Clint Eastwood
a Chinaman teen, with no money and no sex appeal.

Strode off into the evening sun.
with the loose women following behind.
Acting oh, so demure.

The sights, the sights,
The sights on the bus.
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Either the world has gone terribly wrong,
or as a teenager, I've been missing out on a lot.

God, I've missed out on a lot.
Damn.


Disclaimer:
The author would like the readers to note that he is
in no way advocating the way the 'couple' acted.
Shame! One should not be engaging in such activities at such
a tender age.


Exam stress:
Listen to this. I was failed for my English Essay,
despite the teacher finding no flaws whatsoever in my language.
What is the world coming to?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the club. I failed my paper 1 too.

Darthsid said...

Whoa..
Seems like I'm not the only who crashed.
I blame lousy teachers and blogging!

Why? I don't know. Still, its better than blaming my laziness and sloth.

Well, cheer up though. You can't have more than one cynical asshat here you know?

Cheok said...

woot! wtf! lol!

Adrian said...

Man, kids shouldn't make out in public. It's disgusting. They should instead make out in the privacy of their own homes, where no one can see them.

Darthsid said...

wongcheok:
I take that as positive re-enforcement?

daniel:
Well, I don't know how 'undesirable' my essay was. I mean, the topic was "The most important lesson you have ever learnt". Then again, I did manage to attack moralists all over in my essay. My teacher's a moralist.
Ohh....

I get it now..

adrain:
Well...
In their own homes, they'd probably be doing more than just making out..
Teenagers are a loose lot these days.
Too bad(?) I'm not one of them.. Haha.