The Most Meaningful Conversation. Ever.

Before, you continue reading this post.
I would just like to remind you people that I'm
a certified asshole.

I laugh when someone breaks a leg
(only when its because of his stupidity, I don't laugh when its an accident)
I laughed when I read someone got ran over the MRT while trying
to retrieve a shoe.
I laughed when I saw people cry over a minor graze.
I especially like to laugh when psychotic stalkers start losing their grip
and simultaneously combust (mentally).

I laugh at everything that's stupid and I have no qualms about
laughing at you in your face if you're stupid.

That's one of the great things about knowing me.
You'll always know when you're being stupid.
I'll be humiliating you when you are.

That being said,
here's the most meaningful conversation I've had in a long time.
EVER.

Pasted verbatim below is the conversation:

ahh.............die...........sure die............ÁM I DEAD? says:
'MIND IF I CHAT WIF ya?

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Holy COW! I passed my 2.4!@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:
nope.. although, i have to warn you.. i have to log off soon...

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Holy COW! I passed my 2.4!@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:
well, sometime soon at the very least.

ahh............."'panicking' die...........sure die............ÁM I DEAD? says:
eh sorilah..........i had 2 go..................see ya......................need 2 off.......................mum bickering.............................bye2!

|)/\RT|-| S||)|()US- Holy COW! I passed my 2.4!@ http://darthsid.blogspot.com says:
bye..




See? In what way isn't that meaningful?
It teaches you how to be incredibly stupid,
how to waste a person's time
and how to piss someone off.

And best of all,
it comes it comes with FREE!
With Zero,
I repeat Zero easy installments.

Call now, and you get a "I don't give a shit shoved®" bullshit
detector ABSOLUTELY FREE!
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Post Script:
Okay, so maybe I'm not such a lowlifed asshole afterall,
I edited the name of that person slightly. Although any monkey
with more than 2 neurons can figured out I just deleted a chunk of the nick.

But, I'm really sorry okay?
You have to believe me.

I'm really, really very sorry for posting this up.
Really, I am.
Chat with me the next time and I'll post that up too,
to show how intelligent you actually are, so that people don't misunderstand.

*Looks with big shiny, soulful eyes*