I'm Unable To Articulate.

It's 10pm at night at its freakin' hot.
As I sit on my naked butt,
I'm still sweating my ass off.
Despite the fact that the fan is turned on full blast and all vents are open.

The fact that I'm updating thrice within 2 hours shows how hot it is. I need to vent the head building in my head.
Blame the size of my brain. Not me.


I've just gotten off a lengthy SMS 'conversation'
(2 hours. From the time I last posted till now. Which explains why I didn't post earlier.)
with somone (female of course) who might or might not be interested in me.
Or it could be wishful thinking, either ways, I couldn't care less. It's damn hot and I don't
want to break any fragile young hearts.

I had decided to entertain the person in question, when
I first recieved her sms.
BIG MISTAKE.
What followed was a series of pointless smses which wasted my time,
money and probably dropped my IQ by a couple of points.

Small talk all over the place, refusign to cease and desist.
I had to try and catch up with the small talk and make some of
my own.
IT was tiresome and only resulted in my brain temperature raising
by a few degrees with the effort of trying to keep up.

Now, some of you might be wondering, why diddn't I ask her to sod off
and rid myself of the nuisance?
Well, I AM a nice person. No matter what you people might think.
As such, I'm entitled to entertain the worst of retards, as logn as they're
not being rude or a prick. Besides, as I said before, the person in question
was a she and may or may not be interested in me, that gives her a higher priority
over other mundane tasks.. Such as trying to keep cool.

I still harbour thoughts of getting laid, while I'm still underaged you know?
It seems like so many other people's done it (no pun intended) before...
I just want a peice of the pie. (again, no pun intended)
Haha..

In the end, I thought better of the sex.
Getting a girl to the stage where she would actually want to have sex with me
takes far too long and too much effort.
(not to mention the small talk I have to endure and make.)
And by that time, I'd probably be of age.

Then again, I don't really want to get laid till I got married, so there.
I ended the conversation.
Now I'm left freaking hot, lonely and with nothing better to do.

On a Saturday Night.

Damn.


I really need to get a life.
(Unfortunately whenver oppurtunities presented itself
for me to actually get a life, I've always told it to go kiss my butt.
I'm THAT antisocial.)


Another Example of Worthless Smalltalk (does this count?):
*During MSN*

girl123: Hi

darthsid: Hi.

*15 minutes elaspes*

darthsid: Uhh... Sorry, but I've GTG.

girl123: Bye!

darthsid: bye.

*Logs Off*




Once again its a member of the opposite sex that chats me up.
Eh..
Where do they get the effort to make such small talk for such long periods of time?
(I've heard my mother & sister chat about inane topics for hours, literal hours!)
No wonder the general female population are quite intellectually challenged.
"Girls are more mature than boys!"

Yea right.
Doesn't matter if you're dumb and mature.

You're still dumb.






It's The Heat!
Blame the Heat!