Some how, Only the worst losers manage to get into relationships. (One of my best post so far.)

Thank Goodness.
At least I don't suck that much as a loser.

I do admit, I AM a loser,
in more ways then one,
but then again,
it seems that my brilliance more then
enough makes up for what a big loser I am.


You see,
the first thing that makes me such a loser is, (Most bigger losers would tell me straight)
that I don't listen to Linking Park.
First of all,
I don't get the name Linking Park,
what's that supposed to signify?
Where'd you get the inspiration for such a wacky name anyway?

Linking Park,
don't even get me started...

But then again,
it's not the fact that they have a wacky name that I don't listen to them,
it's because of the simple fact that they haven't really released a completely
original Linking Park song since god knows when.

That and the fact that they're starting to appear like a pop-rock band,
nowadays,
and their vocals consists mainly of some guy screaming his lungs out and
another guy talking real fast.

Screaming and talking fast,
no thank you.

I can do that perfectly fine myself.
I just don't get their music,
even after forcing myself to listen to their songs countless number of times,
I still don't get it.

Better stick to Indie Rock instead.
(Check out Franz Ferdinand & Ambulance Ltd. Great bands,
far better in my opinion that LP. RHCP & Sugar Cult aren't too bad either.)

Second,
I'm told I'm a loser because of the simple fact that I am currently not in a relationship.
Now, that is simply weak.
Since I'm not in a relationship,
that makes me a bloody loser?

Excuse me,
I don't have to remind you that
over the past 6 months,
I've had 6 different girls who have expressed feelings for me which I have plainly
(not so, I'm using the word 'plainly' for effect) rejected.
How many girls have jumped at your fungus ridden feet recently?

Okay, I did not need to say that.
But that simply goes to show that looks amount to jackshit,
I'm not (very) good looking, but hey,
if my brilliance more than makes up for it,
who cares about how good I look?

(Believe me, I'm an anti-social ass and still these girls develop
feelings for me, and half of them actually looked quite hot.)
(Which leads me to theorize that the girls in my school are mostly ditzy females
without a clue, imagine that falling for someone like me.)
(NOTE: I'm not doing too well in my studies, ignore almost everyone I know,
generally don't talk much to people- unless in large groups- and yea,
generally an all around anti social loser)

Then I look at these losers and then realise
something very important.
9 out of every 10 couples in relationships
(in my age group)
are generally much bigger losers than I am.

Here are a few stereotypes I've noticed:
Dumb Dumber:
Classic case, this is when someone of low intellect decide
to get into a relationship with someone else of supposedly 'higher' intellect,
and the one with 'higher' intellect actually believes the other party is in it for 'love'.
This makes both of them idiots, because the more 'intellectual' one actually believes in
the stupid charade and actually couldn't get any one in his intellectual class.

Two Freaks in a relationship:
This is another classic case,
where two lonely ugly people get together,
very simply because they couldn't find anyone better and need the comfort
of each other.
Being freaks they know how to handle each other because they're lacking in every department,
and decide to dwell and embrace how much of freaks they are on every meeting.

(Coincidentally, the freak Mr J.-23rd Jan refer to that post- and Miss A-24th Jan THAT post-,
have hooked up. After I rejected Miss A, go figure. Two freaks happily ever after.)
(Before you say I'm bitter, I'm not. The two freaks hooking up suits me fine.
Besides, I'm above petty human emotions.)

Well, that's about it.
The two most obvious/common stereotypes I could think of.

Very pathetic if you ask me.
Because Most if not all of the people who tell me I need to get into a
relationship belong to the above-mentioned stereotype.

Come to think of it,
most of the people in my age group & school in relationships
belong to the two groups.

Secondly,
I can't STAND lengthy unintelligent conversations
that are supposedly convey 'mutual love' or is supposed to be 'serious'.
The only lengthy unintelligent conversation I'm getting into
is only when I get retarded and laugh my ass off while cracking stupid
jokes with a bunch of friends.
(I did say get retarded, didn’t I?)

Other then that,
I won't get into lengthy conversations,
unless we're arguing, discussing politics or talking about how great I am.
Sue me, I'm narcissistic.

I just got back with one of my 'friends' in a particularly uneventful outing,
and I've just realised how retarded lengthy conversations can be.
Listening to him chat on the phone for 40 minutes about plain bullshit,
-where are you now? Did you brush your teeth? Bullshit like that- and then
frantically calling back after the line got severed, made me realise how stupid
getting into relationships make you.

(Well, actually he didn’t get stupid by allot, this is a guy who scratches
paintings worth $50,000 and then covers up and says, sorry I
didn’t know you couldn't touch it)

Well, If not getting into Linking Park and relationships make me such a loser,
so be it.
I may be a big loser,
but then again I'm so much better than you.