Male Hormones Are A Bad Thing. (Esp If You're A Sexually Deprived Teenager.)

Author's note:
Reading this might completely change the way you view me as a person.
If you wish to live in blissful ignorance, I suggest you wait till next update.

And no, I don't masturbate as much as you think. Come to think of it,
I don't really masturbate.
And if you're a teenager and claim not to masturbate,
well, I'd say you're fucking gay.
Either that or you've been castrated.

Either/or.




Now,
I shall proceed to write this before my mind wanders off to thinking about sex.



*Blank*




Oh, sorry.
Sex,
You see?

More specifically,
male hormones.
Testosterone.



tes·tos·ter·one


noun
male hormone: a male steroid hormone produced in the testicles and
responsible for the development of secondary sex characteristics.
It can also be made synthetically and used to treat androgen deficiency.
C19H28O2

[Mid-20th century. Coined from testis + -sterone]

Shit,
I don't need that stuff.
I can't legally have sex now,
and damn if my testicles are going to be producing something,
they might as well be producing sperm.

Right now,
I have too much testosterone.
I don't need it.

At least with sperm you see,
I can achieve much more during masturbation.
Climax much better see?

With testosterone?
What?

Oh yea,
I get to fantasize about all sorts of
*ahem*
and end up feeling sick and despicable.


What's up with that man?
Good god,
I better put myself in quaratine.

Shit,
I'm not safe around females anymore.


Do not tempt me.
I will not taste the forbidden fruit!
(How you perceive this is entirely up to you.)

Shit,
if there is a God,
he's created man totally wrong...

Why does the production of testosterone peak
when man are in their teenage years,
and dip when man actually have the time to properly enjoy sex?

You suck man.
And I'm not asking you to suck a man's.

I'm just saying that you suck.

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P.S.:
Epiphany- I don't need more sperm,
I need more intense orgasms, derived from masturbation...
Ahh....

Haha.....