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Monday, January 03, 2005

The idocy of friendster

And I'm not saying this because someone's insulting me.
Within a span of 3 days, whoa..

Background info:
On the 29th november,
I had written a piece on the friendster bulletin board
to express my disgust at poseurs who use 'cool lingo'
forsaking the english language, and lowering themselves
to new depths of stupidity.

on the very next day,
I recievd a message that simply said,
"im takin this personally"
Wowed by the superb grammar and spelling,
I promptly ignored the message.


On New Years Day,
I recieved a present that 'suprised' me.
what follows is extremely graphic stupidity
and if you understand what irony is,
please,
try to show some sympathy for this poor fool.

"Surprised? Think not. I'm taking the post about
internet lingo personally so now this stupid
testimonial is going to be in proper english.

Damn it.Dick. Nice name nice person nice
*ahem* i don't know what else is nice.

Of course, he sure is a real nice f*cker. F*ckin people up,
making them pissed.Oh yeah, he thinks he's reaaaaaal
good looking, so much that he rants all the time about his
'great looks', come on, its getting boring.Finally i end this
f*ckin tesimonial. One more thing, to the question on ur
picture, my answer is go screw it.

Thank you very much."

Read it,
I shall pause to allow your laughter to subside.






Let's go by a blow by blow analysis,
of how stupid this person is
and how you should not bother me,
if you're going to be THIS stupid.
(I'm feeling kind, it's the first day of school.)
Let this serve as a warning to other idiots,
who may try to insult me,
the backlash wil be far greater.

"Surprised? Think not. I'm taking the post about
internet lingo personally so now this stupid
testimonial is going to be in proper english."

Not to be nit picking,
but hey if you're going to claim to be something
you're not,
I'm going to have to bring you down to earth.
English.
The word English is a noun.
That means you have to start it with a capital letter,
dumbass.
In the very first paragraph you have proven yourself to
be capable of being a complete fool,
missing out how completely moronic and ironic you're being.

Why do these people even try?






"Damn it.Dick. Nice name nice person nice
*ahem* i don't know what else is nice"

Thank you very much.
I happen to be proud of my name,
and I do not bother impersonating someone else,
because I'm so ashamed of myself.
(I'm guessing this is the person who impersonated me
on the tag board previously read previous post for details)

Besides, the whole paragraph is full of grammatical errors,
which I shall not bother to point out.

Apart from that, thanks for the compliments, I happen to
be proud of my name, and my penis.
And I bet if you think real hard
and stop masturbating in front of porn, you might even come
up with an insult that isn't as half assed and ineffective.

"Of course, he sure is a real nice f*cker. F*ckin people up,
making them pissed."

Of course, I am only 15 and am not yet of legal age
to have sex.
I have to wait for another year.

Therefore, I am no fucker, for my penis is ending
up in no womens' (or mens') ass and/or vagina.


"Oh yeah, he thinks he's reaaaaaal
good looking, so much that he rants all the time about his
'great looks', come on, its getting boring."

Obviously false.
I have only mentioned how 'good looking' I am
in only one post.
That constitutes all the time.
How ingenously smart.
Oh yea, get your own set of vocabulary,


Actually I couldn't really understand what you were
trying to convey what with your proper enligsh and all.


"Thank you very much"
Blatant copying of my self proclaimed
punctuation.

I've used it in my intro, look right,
since september.

And this person obviously patronizes my blog.

Totally lacking in originality, cohesion
and proper common sense.

I shall thus elect to end this off by quoting the wise
words of Mr T:
"I don't pity you sucker, I pity the fool."

Thank You Very Much.
The REAL Darthsid.

Pax Vobiscum

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