Damn, if that isn't sexy, what is?

Barrage of blog entries,
all in one day.

Well, can't help it,
my muse has come back!

After a long overdue vacation...

Enjoy it while it lasts,
next week is going to be damn busy...

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Coming out of your cave once in a while
to explore many of life’s' pleasure can be rewarding indeed...

Take this afternoon for example,
ever in the pursuit of women.

[Or is it the other way around? I don’t know,
I always seem to bump into females (my age) for no reason,
EVEN when I try to avoid them]

I met up with another girl/female/women (?)
And had a brief chat,
at first, I thought that it was going to be a waste of my time,
seeing that she was no babe.

Surprisingly,
after the first 10 seconds
("Are you Malay? You sure you're not Malay?" was the introduction,
not by me, by her! I didn't chat her up, on the contrary. I told you.)
I was really pleased about chatting with her.

I finally realized that not all girls are ditzy poseurs.
Yep, I do think that most of the girls in my school are ditzy,
or poseurs, or a combination.

She was surprisingly intelligent in her conversation,
another thing,
SHE SPOKE GOOD ENGLISH.

Yep, I can't tell you how sick I am of Malay girls 'speaking good English'
when in actuality they're just trying very hard to slang.

I fell in love with this girl/female/woman instantly.

Shit, I don't know how long it has been since I've had
a conversation Honest-to-God-Save-The-Queen-English.
Sadly, the standards of my conversational English have also been slipping,
imagine this,

"Can help me look for Ms Tan"
FUCKING HORRIBLE!
What the fuck kind of monstrosity is that?
British Council,
come save me.

Back to the topic,
I realized that there are intelligent females out there who are of my age.

Yes,
THERE IS LIFE OUT THERE.
I have a new idol.
All the intelligent females out there,
I take my hat off,
and worship all of you.

Great Scott!
Do you realize that,
after four years of exposure to ditzy/superficial/shallow girls,
how elated I am that there are females out there who actually are quite
intelligent?

At the expense of sounding feminist,
Most of the girls in my school are dumb.

Yep,
I have seen greener pastures,
and for greener pastures do I yearn.

I will know live only for the fulfilment of women who belong to the intelligentsia,
and not women who are sufficient aesthetically.

Gone are my days of cowering in front of aesthetically pleasing women,
I shall now appear nervous, self-conscious and completely lacking of charm instead,
in front of intellectual women!

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Should have never cut my hair,
now I've lost my shaggedelic charm.

Having long messy hair gives me my mojo;
short unkempt hair is just retarded.

I swear never to cut my hairs (especially my sideburns),
no matter what any faggot says.


PS:
Completely incoherent, I know.
I just wanted to share with you my newfound love of intelligent women.
I don't care if you have 36-25-28 measurements.
The question is, do you have a brain?
Completely enamoured, wasted, and can’t think straight....
I think I'm in love...

If having a brain isn't sexy, what is?