I AM JACKASS. HEAR ME ROAR.

Oh damn.
We have a literary genius on board.
One with an IQ that is more than double digits.

OH GOD!
I cannot handle smart people...
Where have all the dumb asses gone!?!?

Shit.
I have lost all power to compete against anyone with
a moderate IQ.

Oh shit.
I have been horribly disfigured.
Fallen from grace.



Damn.

Okay, in all seriousness.
Here's the material which sparked such
a reaction.

Deserving of mention,
as it addresses me directly,
and is written by someone who would appear to have
an IQ higher than 75.
(Humour, see?)

Well, here are the tag board entries:

koh: by the way, ur agruement against your opponents is
weak.the way you write makes people not like you.
maybe sound less angry yeah? and add a sense of humor.

koh: no malice intended, just saying the impression im
getting of you from your writings.

koh: for all you know, you are just hating these people
and insulting them to make yourself feel better. but of
course, you will deny and even attempt to insult me to satisfy
ur own insecurities.

koh: well, you know what, everyone have their insecurities and they definately need to find a way to deal with them don't you think?

Note: Read from bottom to top. That's the chronological order.


In celebration of the first remotely intelligent person,
who has taken the time to give his two cents worth.

I shall try not to be overly harsh.
(Note the word 'try')

Notice the first post in incredibly short.
And keeping to the most recent topic.
(notice that he thinks running away = 'dealing with your issues')

Suddenly, without warning.
Without even waiting for me to address his tag board post,
about how people deal with insecurities.

He launches a whole bravado about how I hate poseurs
and also how I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.
Anyone who thinks that that line is remotely intelligent should
be hung.

Why do all these stupid people continue to tell me things that
I already know and readily admit to?
It's kinda irritating don't you think?

Of course I hate poseurs.
Of course I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.

Here's the title of the article he was using to judge
me on.

" Poseurs Suck Ass"

If that doesn't scream out hate and insult to you,
you should go suck ass.

The world would be a better place without you wondering around,
with your head stuck in your ass.
You pseudo intellects can go kiss my ass.

Where in the article do you see me deny my hate for Poseurs?
Was it from this?
"Fucking social butterflies. I hope you rot in hell"
Yea, I'll bet it was.
A blatant denial of my hatred to wards poseurs, if there ever was one.

Oh yea, assuming you know by just judging 1 out of the 50
articles I've written is brilliant.

The world is only black and white.
No, there are no shades of grey.
Wait, for you its only black.
Your head is stuck in your ass.
Remember?

Okay, still on your second tag board post.
You call me 'insecure'.
Since I'm such an insecure person,
and have no confidence whatsoever on my language
capabilities, although I am one of the best in the school.

Let's see what the dictionary says about
the word insecure.


in·se·cure [ ìnsə kyr ]

adjective

1. not confident: anxious and lacking in self-confidence

HOLY SHIT!!
I'm lacking in confidence.
Where the hell do you get the idea that I'm lacking in confidence?

From the fact that I write down everything that comes to my mind
into this blog, without thought of possible repercussions?
HM. Let's see...

I think not.

If I was truly insecure, there would be no fuel for your fire to burn.
It would be like trying to burn burnt wood.
(Factually, charcoal IS burnt wood therefore you CAN burn
burnt wood, but getting charcoal to burn is damn tedious,
and lets' face it, you get what I'm trying to convey.)

There would be no fuel there.

So yea, I'm insulting you right now not because of all your
factual errors in your pseudo intelligent state, but because
I'm not confident (insecure) about my stance and would
dedicate an article about supporting my views.

Incredibly smart.
Where's MENSA?
He should be at the head of the institute.

Hmm.
His second tag board post, and I'm already getting bored.
Damn.

My writing is getting worse by the second.
Shit,
I don't have time to do a lengthy written analysis on stupid
people who think they're smart.

I've already gotten my A1's for literature,
and frankly.
I just don't have to patience to prove my intelligence to
every single dumbass that comes by.

I don't get any rewards for showing you how dumb you are.

I'm bored.
I'm not going to write anymore.

P.S.
If you don't think I have humour in my articles, guess again.
IT'S CALLED BLACK HUMOUR.
Obviously you don't have a sense of humour if you can't see that.

P.P.S.
IF you think that Koh is smart. You obviously aren't.
He's a poseur more than anyone else.

P.P.P.S.
I hate spellign errors, Koh, you've got plenty.
Fuck you and die. Use spellcheck, before you try to act smart. I take it when
I say that you're intelligent, obviously you're not.