Emotionally Needy People are FUN!!

Have you ever hung out with emotionally needy people?

The kind that needs consoling every few seconds to
prevent them from breaking down?

The kind that will "attempt" suicide just to attract attention,
but when faced with death cower like little pussies?

What about the most irritating kind?

The kind in denial about being emotionally needy?
The wishy washy kind who don't know what they want,
but know they want something.

Stupid retards.
I hope you rot in hell.

Yea, yea..
You have a great social life,
You have three meals a day.
You have enough money to worry about the 'latest fashion'.
You piss on the geeks in school and then laugh at their misery,
yet in secret you hate yourself.

Sick bastards.
There should be a special ward in the loony bin,
to store these hypocritical jack asses.


Having said that,
I DO however have to say that hanging out with such
losers is one of the most enlightening and enjoyable experiences
ever.

AT this point, I might have confused some people.
I shall thus explain the reasons behind my words.
I can offer you no satisfactory explanation,
except,
I am a hypocritical Jack ass. I do not make excuses for that,
and if you want to challenge me for being a Jack Ass.

READ THE INTRO.

I won't spend more time on idiots who are completely lost at this
point.

Coming back to the topic,
hanging out with said emotional people can really is
really an enlightening experience.

I tell you, my friend
when you've gotten bored with all the idiots that pester you
on a daily basis,
go seek out emotional people.

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

I call it,
''Dicks' Therapy For More Than The Dick.™''
Guaranteed to stimulate you mind in more than one way.

Here's how you go about doing it...

Ingredients:
Emotionally Unstable Person- 1
This Guide- 1

After gathering ingredients, decide on medium of communication.
Preferably an impersonal form
I.E.
Instant Messaging- All Forms. (SMS, Internet Messaging, Chat Rooms)

Instant Messaging would be the medium of choice,
as it allow you to snigger, laugh EVEN collapse on the ground
shrieking with laughter, without giving away your game.

After deciding on you communication methods,
contact said subject/victim.

Act concern, get victim spill their guts.

Laughter eunsues.

It's that easy, anyone can do it.
And its a much better way of feeling better about yourself,
then demeaning yourself with alcohol.

And... Get ready for this....

ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE!

Listening to all these pathetic fools spill their guts about
how 'imperfect' their life is makes me sick.
Your life sucks, so what?
Could you compare to the countless number
of people dying everyday for no reason?

You hate yourself?
So what?

GET OVER IT.

The suicidal ones are even worse. They simply do not
realise that there are milions of people who would be happy
with a body that is functioning properly.
How blessed they are, yet they still want to kill themselves.

Spoilt by the fact that they posses what so many people do not have.

Well, I say.
Let them DIE.

The government should even set up centers for these people
to kill themselves. Immediatly harvesting their organs
after they've killed themselves...

It's really hilarious, seeing these people wallow in their self pity,
thinking that they're the worst of in the world, etc..
When there are people plenty worse off then them,
whose shit is not self induced.
BULL SHIT.
Hypocritical Fucks.

This is another reason why I detest religon.
For all the preachign that these self righteous people do,
they can do no good in the real world.