For the full Unabridged version of what transpired.
Go Visit the friendster Bulletin Board.
This is only for people I know. That is.
The full script that started it off is too long to be posted here.
But from what I can discern, this is what transpired.
Somewhere in Singapore, a group of purported 'friends'
(social butterflies if you ask me. Absolutely disgusting.)
gathered for a chalet trip...
Girls got drunk...
Girls drinking was publicised.
Girls Felt Humiliated.
Girls 'retaliated'
and in effect drew EVEN MORE attention to themselves.
Helping to publicise their 'humiliation'.
Hilarity Ensues.
Said author of this article laughed for a full 15 minutes when reading
the retaliations and the whole idiocy of the entire event.
It's really sad, how some of the smarter people I have met can
turn into such idiots when they come under the influence.
Of what?
That, I shall leave for you to guess.
To show you how I found something so 'serious' funny,
I shall show you some of the responses, and comment on them.
Subject Heading of First response,
Dec 22 1:51PM GMT
'To Tan Ze Xing, You Fcuker.'
-First of all, is that supposed to convey anger? Oh yea,
you might as well call him a weeny, that would have about the
same impact.
Lessons: If you want to curse, curse properly. Don't fuck around
with the word fuck. It only makes you look like a fucking weak pussy.
Extract from the First response
'now u will think what a bit*h i am. well, this is wad we think of u when u posted urs. put urself in OUR shoes sir. feels cool? great? wonderful? '
-Wha, what? Incoherent and full of spelling errors. wad? wad? U wan
ppl 2 take u s3riousY n y3t joo persist in using improper English,
in effect making yourself sound childish. If you want to be taken
seriously, please do not succumb to the inner child, and use
proper English, preferably in a stern manner.
Then, said author proceeds to repost first response under different
subject head.
'to ZEXING AGAIN. this is meant to irritate u'
-Let me just say. WHAT THE FUCK!!! (good proper cussing, if
I ever saw it) Oh, oh... So, you're not pissed? You're not angry?
You just want to irritate Ze Xing, for what? For Fun?
Either, you're not really pissed or.. Wait.. There's no alternative.
Because, why would you want to irritate someone who has hurt you
emotionally? So that means you're not pissed, you're pretending to
BE pissed. Wait... Doesn't that just mean that you're a FAKE!?
Between the first response and the second (different) response,
there was a bulletin post about How kissing Helps you loose weight.
That's just perfect timing... Hilarious.
BTW: Kissing for one minute loses you 26 calories.
Sitting in front of the computer for 1 min loses you 15.
Subsequent responses were continually repeated,
and had the same responses as the first one...
Examples would include:
'WEAKLINGS?! SH*T U!'
With the first paragraph being
'WA liao..feel kind of being betrayed..DAMN(1000000x) disappointed in u.. '
-Is anyone supposed to take that seriously? It sounds more like a child
whining for not getting her favourite Christmas present. CHILDISH WHINING. I hate people who whine. They should go to hell.
Another heading
'U SUX LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
-Oh yea.. Not only have we advanced from the mere three exclamation marks, people, we have now the 13 marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa... More exclamations, more impact?
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just sounds even more childish, and much harder to take seriously.
Here's some content
'hi u a**hole..u know ur eng sux like hell....i got a hard time tryin to understand wat the hell u typing...'
-Oh yea, sure as hell I had an easy time reading that. A for english.
Haha.
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There are so much more discrepancies that I could point out.
But why bother?
THE idiocy bores me.
I won't do anything that bores me.
So I shall cease abruptly...
Editor's Note:
I do not mean to piss off anyone. As the people involved in
the incident are people I don't really know anyway. And I certainly
couldn't care how the whole saga plays out.. This is just my opinions,
and no matter how extreme it is it is MY OPINION. If you get pissed
by this, comment, I don't care. Just don't judge me.
Whoa.. Taken me 1 hour to write this.. Could've gone more in depth,
didn't want to, there was nothing in it for me to go in depth.
Someone pay me. Perhaps then I would.
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