If you did not know already...

SHAME ON YOU!!!
SHAME!!!

Uhuh...
Today is the 5475 day that I've pissed people off.
Hmmm.
5475 days is certainly long...

Haha, Imagine,
if I pissed off 2 people (diffrent) each week,
I would've pissed off
exactly 391.071428 people.

Whoa...
I guess that's reoughly the amount of people who hate me right
now..
Out of that number
130.35713
of them probably have no sense of honour and are(is) pretending to
be fake.
Acting friendly around my or some such.

Out of that number at least 23.59743 are jealous of
me and wish they could be just like me.
(or partially like me).

I sincerely Applaud All The people Mentioned above.
It takes a great deal of energy hating some one as lovable as me.
Congrats!

Wahahaha.....


Continuigngwith the numbers game.
6 people haved smsed me wishing me a Happy Bday.
1 of them is a multi million dollar corporation.
(They don't honour you like that do they?)
Guess which one?

Macdonalds!!!
That's so wierd..
But boo yea! Haha..

7 people have wished me a Happy Bday in person.
3 of which have sang birthday songs at the top of their
lungs continually.
2 of which felt obliged to 'protect' me.
haha...
1 person, had the cheek to demand a present from me.
BOO!

Well, to the second set of people, BRAVO! You've won my respect,
for the week, at least.
Haha, after that, I dunno. Anythign can happen.
I'm not guaranteeing anything.
But BRAVO!
I take my hat off you.
Woohoo! You've made someone feel special today.
Take Pride!!

Haha.
Well, to clear the air.
I'm not in the habit of giving presents.
Unless you give one to me first.
Then, I would feel obliged to.

But mostly, I prefer taking.
Anyways, I broke now, so, sorry.

Oh yea, rounding up the numbers game.
1
Person has left me sorely disappointed.
By not appearing, and basically keeping mum.
Cripes...
That's heart breaking...
Where are you!?!?


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Whoa...
This year has got to be a record.
Haha.
Overwhelming...
Haha..
Usually stuck between two rocks, today, I finally
got some sunshine..
Wahahaha.....