For All The Shitheads With Blogs That Don't Update/Full Of Shit.

Bloggers are ruining the internet. What are "bloggers"?
They're fat--usually gothic--losers who keep web logs
instead of hanging out with friends because they wet the
bed and don't have any. A web log is a type of online diary
where people who aren't important can pretend to be by
writing to an imaginary audience. Girls are notorious
for keeping these. On a typical site, you'll find a 17
year old girl with hundreds of webcam pictures of
herself pasted everywhere, an Amazon wish list so
they can exploit wankers that visit their site, and
about 2 gigs worth of text documenting every time
they took a shit, had an epiphany about taking a shit
or ate something (all written in extremely stylish,
yet IMPOSSIBLE TO READ micro-font).
Here is an actual quote from a web log I happened
across in my referral logs today: "I took the best nap
today.. so so great. And I ate a sandwich, but it
wasnt that great, and it kinda made me sick...
but it's better than nothing."

So the question is: does anybody in the universe
care about Ms. X who had "the best nap today"
or that she ate a mediocre sandwich? I don't,
which is why I promptly uninstalled my browser
and punched some guy sitting next to me. The page
goes on and on about how she's bored, tired,
depressed, lonely, hungry, frustrated, etc, etc, etc.
I can't remember the last time I wanted somebody's
fingers to break so badly.
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Article Taken from:http://maddox.xmission.com/


That's right, I'm too lazy to type out a proper article
of my own.
So I've stolen material from Maddox.
Dosen't count as stealing though. I did accredit the site.

This article is for all the new blogs that have been popping
up recently, with the bloggers having no commitment
to proper updating.
And instead when these shitheads update,
They post lines and lines of meaningless crap no one cares about.

Screw you.
You know how expensive bandwidth is?
If you don't have the commitment to blog properly don't
waste other people's money.


-Learning to be cynical from the Master himself.
http://maddox.xmission.com/