OMFG. You've Messed up BIG.

OMG.
What the hell would you do,
if you are conferring with someone really REALLY
important,
and the chain of communication is broken up by
technical fault?

For the simpletons who don't understand.
It's called messing up!
How could the phone blitz on me just when I
just started a chain of communique with her?
OMG. Technology has really done me in this time.

Personally, I feel like going into hiding
until I'm 75.
Then emerging as an unrecognisable hobo.
That is how horrible and embarrassed I feel.
Aww stupid little fahk.
Stupid phone.
Stupid life.
Stupid flow of space time continuum.
I blame you!
Yes, you,
sitting up there laughing your head up.
Why would you not let me confer with one of your own?

Awww shit.
I am such a fucktard.
Shit, how can I ever look her in the eye again,
Correction,
How could I ever come close to her again?
Shit, you've really messed up BIG.

Crap,
ppl reading PLEASE!
I'm appealing for help,
esp from girls out there.
Cause, right now, I'm just in shit loads of crap.

someone please advise.