Henceforth, You shall be known as...

Dick Chan from this day forward
you will also be known as Irate Mastermind...

Wooohooo! watch out world!
Irate master mind will be out to dominate the world!!
(As i type this, keep in mind that I have just finished
an XL pack of Doritos by myself, and am listening
to Smash Mouths' 'walkin on the sun' so I am indeed
quite hyper)
Haha...
http://www.blazonry.com/scripting/wuname.php
Go there to do your name...
haha, hopefully you will post your Wu-name here...
Post it at my comments after having done it!!
go!
Boo Yea!
Haha, smash mouths' Walkin on the sun is
really a feel good hyper song dude...
I imagine little pink telly tubbies break dancing
to the song as I type this...
haha...

OMG, do you realise that a Large pack of doritos
is actually 77% of your RDA fat intake?
Shit, luckily the only other thing I have consumed so far
is a slice of bread with peanut butter...
Hmmm gonna have to starve abit for dinner...
haha...
Know the song's switched to Barenaked Ladies
Another postcard...
Another high song...
Omg, i wouldn't be surprised if by the end of this post
I was lying on the floor and blowing out bubbles
through a straw pretending to be some kind of
Don Juan.

haha...
Oh yea,
tonight,
Metro sexual Night!!!
Yep,
The OC is on tonight...
The metrosexuals galore!!!
Look at Benjamin McKenzie..
You cannot deny his metro sexuality!!!
He is the Metrosexuals Met!!
How the hell do you maintain such complexion
while working a chest that big?!?!?
That's just bloody unfair...
Even worse,
he has Mischa Barton as his 'play mate'...
hmmm, and do you realise that she is taller than him?

unfair!
unfair i tell you!
Hmph!

haha.....

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This post has been a result of a doritos high,
and the fact that the author is 69% crazy.

Oh yea, news!
Mr Cheng is going to teach 4A English next year!!
Haha...
Cannot slack for homework anymore....
But...
On the bright side, I get to impress yet another
teacher with my superb oratory and linguistic skills!!
Another teacher Will be impressed upon my l337 english
Skillz....
Wohooo!