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Funky...
Though some fucktard is trying to be wise.
And Also someone named 'Alex Ho' is threatening
legal action.
As far as I'm concerned, Hks_wise one and Alex Ho
are the same person, and they are fucktards.
Yes, cockbiting fucktards.
Shit, digression occurred.
Okay, okay. Check out Havok later, listen to
me relate my story to you now.
Okay, today, as usual walked to the Shu qun bus stop,
Why do I walk all the way there from school?
Well, two reasons, actually 3, counting my dead
grandmother,
Yes, when I walk that route I can see the spot where
my beloved grand mother rests.
She was gone to soon,
And I had not loved her enough.
Okay, okay, not going to talk about my grandmother.
I hate being reminded that she's gone,
makes me realise what a cockbite of a grandson
I have been.
Well, yes, the second reason for walking to Shu qun,
Because I need the exercise,
apart from walking, I only do push ups and crunches,
So I need to exercise my legs,
which walking does.
Basically, because I'm a lazy ass and waling is more
practical then going out to run 2km and getting sweaty,
smelly and all that.
Okay, digressed again.
Well, on the bus I met Joachim A.K.A. Teddy lim,
Haha,
I think it was me who christened him Teddy,
at least I think so.
The first time I publicly heard that name used on him
was when I posted on the friendster bulletin board,
so I guess I was the one who started it...
Oh yea, my friendster:
http://friendster.com/user.php?uid=7026849
Well, that wasn't anything special, what happened
was that after that, I got squashed by an auntie,
who was taking her daughters school bag,
BTW, if you don't understand why I could have got
squashed, look at the bags those primary sch kids have,
their HUGE!!!
I was standing as the bus was packed, and this lady who
wanted to get off, pushed pass me, I had no space to
navigate,
So I tried to make as much way as possible,
but nevertheless,
I got squashed due to the enormous bag, that
her daughter carried.
Being the polite gentleman I am,
(what? I really am, you just haven't realised yet)
I just stood there and let her push pass, trying to make
way, as much as I could.
This kindly lady, when she realised she was
squashing me,
immediately apologised profusely,
Whoa.
Totally unexpected, caught me off guard.
Lifted my spirits quite slightly,
cause I was so pissed after my A math.
In Singapore, you hardly expect an
Aunty to apologise to you,
most of them are stuck up *bleep* who think they
are infallible,
When she apologised it was such a boost to my
crappy day.
I, immediately recovered my wit, and played
the gentleman card, and just replied with a slight
smile,
"Never mind, never mind"
Shows you how much power common courtesy can
have on a person.
If everyone were like that aunty, in a rush, yet,
not forgetting her manners,
the world would be a much happier place,
the Ah pehs would stop picking their noses
publicly out of frustration,
and Singapore's cleanliness would get a boost!
See the power of manners?
Well, after that the bus reached my stop,
I realised my neighbour,
A Rulang girl, was also on-board with her friends,
Well, why do I notice her?
The fact that we take the same bus everyday in the
morning might have something to do with it.
Well, being gentlemanly and antisocial as I am,
I decide to let her and her friends get off first(gentleman)
in hope I wouldn't be stuck in the same lift as her and her
friends(antisocial) , getting stuck with giggly girl in the lift?
Oh, Please.....
So I walked as slow as possible,
and noticed that the group of girls were also
walking slowly.
Damn, I prayed they would hasten.
Finally, as the group was walking off,
(I was walking reeeeally slowly, and praying hard)
I noticed my neighbour (the rulang girl)
turn around and look at me.
Hmm.
Then when I caught her eye, she looked embarrassed and
walked away.
Whoa.
What's up with that?
Hmm, either I must appear extremely stalker-esque
or that....
Hmm.
Am I reading into things too much?
Haha, perhaps.
Hmm,
that it must be because I appear like a stalker.
Shit,
In what way do I look like a stalker?
Damnit. I must change my image..
But how?
Hmmm....
Stalker?
Aw, crap.
LONGEST POST EVER!!!
Wooohoooo!!
Pax Vobiscum.
Your friendly neighbourhood,
Dick Chan.
oh yea, more pictures for you ppl.
And my all time favourites:
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