You're not empowered, you're just a vic-teeeem!

Because I'm vain and want to look good for the wedding.
Because I have slightly more spending power.
Because I'm a twat, with wee bit of small penis syndrome.


Oh shit, I just spent a hundred and twenty dollars on something that I'll wear only once. Annually, if I'm lucky. Holy cheesecake!

Anyway, this song has been going through my head for quite some time. Clap your hands and say yeah! won't you?