Awesome or what?

Duck Sauce "Barbra Streisand" from Mr Goldbar on Vimeo.

Fingers crossed!

See The Leaves.

The Flaming Lips- See The Leaves.

Can I just say that this is fucking awesome?

Not Real.

Dear Diary,

I had a fantastic dream last night. It was wonderful and realistic and far from fantastic. Then, I woke up and I realised that I still existed in this miserable reality. Now, I only remember vague details about the dream, which was so vivid a reality, the likes of which I may never relive. Perhaps, this is all part of growing up and also why there are so many people out there who turn to drugs.

Fucking beasts.

There is no better way to clear your head then to get mauled by dogs. Seriously, after escaping further damage from the rabid beasts I had a surprisingly clear head even though I was feeling pretty shite less than a minute ago.

Now, I just hope that those fucking animals didn't infect me rabies. That would be more annoying than anything else and morbidly funny. Hurhur.

Some days, you just feel like imploding and dying.

That's not exactly normal is it?It's so miserable that I am free to do what I please yet lack any real power when I need to effect change that is of any significance.

Ya RLY.

If I have kids, I will be sure to send them for music lessons-not guitar though, most kids who learn the guitar grow up and end up with an over-inflated sense of ability which is to strum of few chords over and over again and be annoying. When my kids grow up, they'll thank me for equipping them with the ability to at least move in time to the music when in a club. This way, they won't be one of those annoying people who have no business in a club taking up space on the dance floor doing nothing, or flailing their limbs over enthusiastically in attempt to make up for an absolute lack of ability in following the DJ's set.

It's annoying and a lot less cool than you think. In fact it's ugly.

Get off it, and stop wasting space.

Physical Bias.

I think those Caucasians start out with a base template of a 5(out of 10) whereas Asians start off only from a 3.

Unfortunately, I think I just might believe myself.