Mind the expletives...
This is just too fucking incredible for me to pass up.
Singapore has actually managed to win the first leg
of the Semi Finals of the Tiger Cup.
This is what makes all the following up
of the (shabby) state of Singaporean worthwile.
I can't even start to express how proud I am of being Singaporean
Fuck yea.
Finally all the watching of Singaporean football has payed off.
I'm getting tickets for the match on Sunday,
fuck Ocean's Eleven.
This is shit for the country.
Fuck, I'll even splurge and try to get grandstand tickets.
Wednesday, December 29, 2004
Oh yea. The Ass kissing begins.
Check this out...
"Epiphany
You know you've made it when you've got haters. :)
The unbearable burden of brilliance."
Copied and pasted shamlessly from
http://ponderouspontifications.blogspot.com/
Pure Genuis.
Echoing my exact sentiments..
Which is why I respect Daniel so much.
Much more than you.
Now wait....
What's epiphany again?
"Epiphany
You know you've made it when you've got haters. :)
The unbearable burden of brilliance."
Copied and pasted shamlessly from
http://ponderouspontifications.blogspot.com/
Pure Genuis.
Echoing my exact sentiments..
Which is why I respect Daniel so much.
Much more than you.
Now wait....
What's epiphany again?
Tuesday, December 28, 2004
I'm such a loser.
I couldn't even get my detractors to attack me..
I'm such a failure in life.
I'm a sad son of a bitch...
Take pity on me...
Woe Is ME!
----------------------
Ha ha, but seriously,
I've just realised how much down hill my life
has become since I've transitioned from
primary education to the secondary schools...
Friendster sucks.
That's a fact,
One thing its useful for though,
is that you get to track down your mates from
primary school and see how much they've changed.
Whoa...
Some change...
All the males I've known have either become geeks (over achieving)
or buff males, with a social status that makes me detest them.
All extreme ends of the spectrum...
Some changes huh?
Puberty...
Bah...
But then,
who cares about the males?
I'm not gay,
and I don't intend to be...
What I really want to discuss is the females..
Oh yea,
the hormones ARE TAKING OVER!
Searching through friendster,
I finally realise what chicks(?)/babes
these women I've once scorned have become.
Damn, makes you think...
When I was in primary school,
I was an over achieving jackass,
who was with the 'in' crowd
and had a social status that would make me (present)
want to kill myself.
I was 'buddies' with everyone,
and I actually thought that these people were worthy
'friends' in whatever sense of the word.
I tell you, I was worshipped by people at best,
and 'liked' by two faced people at worst.
Friends with everyone...
I tell you, the kind of social wart I was before,
I WAS A GOD!
Sadly I never grabbed an opportunity when I saw one.
PSLE came, I surprised every one by flunking the PSLE.
(except for me, I was bloody goofing off watching TV while
everyone was studying)
I can still remember the day when I got the results.
I can still remember what one of my classmates said to me,
"Yes! I beat Dick Chan"
No doubt, he's gone on to become an overachieving genius.
Effectively replacing what I was supposed to be.
Yea, I may sound like an ego on this one,
But damn if that wasn't true.
But hey, this blog isn't about how smart I was (and am supposed to be.)
it's about girls.
Girls,
Girls,
Girls.
Boo yea, looking through friendster I've realised
the women I scorned have actually turned out to be quite cute.
Some even turning out gorgeous.
Well, normally that wouldn't suck...
But you see after my PSLE, I've never really bothered
to keep in contact with my primary school mates...
Visiting the primary school a Grand total of 1
in the past 3 years.
See, now I'm out of luck,
out of love,
failing miserably academically
and without chance of a possible hook up.
Oh yes, nod your head in agreement.
Damn if I ever.
Ever since primary school,
life has changed
and now,
I'm a sour Grinch.
With no social spectrum to nit pick from,
or any people who worship me anymore.
I'm a sad, sour individual
who maintains this blog to try and keep his life meaningful.
I have nothing else better to do,
so I channel my frustrations into making this blog as good
as possible.
I'm a really sad person..
Pity me...
Please...
Ha ha..
Like real.
Sad reflection of my past,
but being a social butterfly once,
I've realised that although the primary school mates,
who I thought nothing of have become such babes,
maintaining the status of a social butterfly is not easy.
And I'm much more happy for the fact that I don't have
to put on a fake smile for every jack ass that I meet
to keep a wide spectrum of 'friends'.
I much more happy pissing off ever single idiot that I meet.
So,
true happiness,
or a fake front?
You decide.
I prefer the former...
Piss off all you fuck tards.
I'm such a failure in life.
I'm a sad son of a bitch...
Take pity on me...
Woe Is ME!
----------------------
Ha ha, but seriously,
I've just realised how much down hill my life
has become since I've transitioned from
primary education to the secondary schools...
Friendster sucks.
That's a fact,
One thing its useful for though,
is that you get to track down your mates from
primary school and see how much they've changed.
Whoa...
Some change...
All the males I've known have either become geeks (over achieving)
or buff males, with a social status that makes me detest them.
All extreme ends of the spectrum...
Some changes huh?
Puberty...
Bah...
But then,
who cares about the males?
I'm not gay,
and I don't intend to be...
What I really want to discuss is the females..
Oh yea,
the hormones ARE TAKING OVER!
Searching through friendster,
I finally realise what chicks(?)/babes
these women I've once scorned have become.
Damn, makes you think...
When I was in primary school,
I was an over achieving jackass,
who was with the 'in' crowd
and had a social status that would make me (present)
want to kill myself.
I was 'buddies' with everyone,
and I actually thought that these people were worthy
'friends' in whatever sense of the word.
I tell you, I was worshipped by people at best,
and 'liked' by two faced people at worst.
Friends with everyone...
I tell you, the kind of social wart I was before,
I WAS A GOD!
Sadly I never grabbed an opportunity when I saw one.
PSLE came, I surprised every one by flunking the PSLE.
(except for me, I was bloody goofing off watching TV while
everyone was studying)
I can still remember the day when I got the results.
I can still remember what one of my classmates said to me,
"Yes! I beat Dick Chan"
No doubt, he's gone on to become an overachieving genius.
Effectively replacing what I was supposed to be.
Yea, I may sound like an ego on this one,
But damn if that wasn't true.
But hey, this blog isn't about how smart I was (and am supposed to be.)
it's about girls.
Girls,
Girls,
Girls.
Boo yea, looking through friendster I've realised
the women I scorned have actually turned out to be quite cute.
Some even turning out gorgeous.
Well, normally that wouldn't suck...
But you see after my PSLE, I've never really bothered
to keep in contact with my primary school mates...
Visiting the primary school a Grand total of 1
in the past 3 years.
See, now I'm out of luck,
out of love,
failing miserably academically
and without chance of a possible hook up.
Oh yes, nod your head in agreement.
Damn if I ever.
Ever since primary school,
life has changed
and now,
I'm a sour Grinch.
With no social spectrum to nit pick from,
or any people who worship me anymore.
I'm a sad, sour individual
who maintains this blog to try and keep his life meaningful.
I have nothing else better to do,
so I channel my frustrations into making this blog as good
as possible.
I'm a really sad person..
Pity me...
Please...
Ha ha..
Like real.
Sad reflection of my past,
but being a social butterfly once,
I've realised that although the primary school mates,
who I thought nothing of have become such babes,
maintaining the status of a social butterfly is not easy.
And I'm much more happy for the fact that I don't have
to put on a fake smile for every jack ass that I meet
to keep a wide spectrum of 'friends'.
I much more happy pissing off ever single idiot that I meet.
So,
true happiness,
or a fake front?
You decide.
I prefer the former...
Piss off all you fuck tards.
Holy Cow!
Score one for the lonely man!
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/041215/photos_od/mdf795226&e=5&ncid=1756
Emotionally Needy People are FUN!!
Have you ever hung out with emotionally needy people?
The kind that needs consoling every few seconds to
prevent them from breaking down?
The kind that will "attempt" suicide just to attract attention,
but when faced with death cower like little pussies?
What about the most irritating kind?
The kind in denial about being emotionally needy?
The wishy washy kind who don't know what they want,
but know they want something.
Stupid retards.
I hope you rot in hell.
Yea, yea..
You have a great social life,
You have three meals a day.
You have enough money to worry about the 'latest fashion'.
You piss on the geeks in school and then laugh at their misery,
yet in secret you hate yourself.
Sick bastards.
There should be a special ward in the loony bin,
to store these hypocritical jack asses.
Having said that,
I DO however have to say that hanging out with such
losers is one of the most enlightening and enjoyable experiences
ever.
AT this point, I might have confused some people.
I shall thus explain the reasons behind my words.
I can offer you no satisfactory explanation,
except,
I am a hypocritical Jack ass. I do not make excuses for that,
and if you want to challenge me for being a Jack Ass.
READ THE INTRO.
I won't spend more time on idiots who are completely lost at this
point.
Coming back to the topic,
hanging out with said emotional people can really is
really an enlightening experience.
I tell you, my friend
when you've gotten bored with all the idiots that pester you
on a daily basis,
go seek out emotional people.
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
I call it,
''Dicks' Therapy For More Than The Dick.™''
Guaranteed to stimulate you mind in more than one way.
Here's how you go about doing it...
Ingredients:
Emotionally Unstable Person- 1
This Guide- 1
After gathering ingredients, decide on medium of communication.
Preferably an impersonal form
I.E.
Instant Messaging- All Forms. (SMS, Internet Messaging, Chat Rooms)
Instant Messaging would be the medium of choice,
as it allow you to snigger, laugh EVEN collapse on the ground
shrieking with laughter, without giving away your game.
After deciding on you communication methods,
contact said subject/victim.
Act concern, get victim spill their guts.
Laughter eunsues.
It's that easy, anyone can do it.
And its a much better way of feeling better about yourself,
then demeaning yourself with alcohol.
And... Get ready for this....
ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Listening to all these pathetic fools spill their guts about
how 'imperfect' their life is makes me sick.
Your life sucks, so what?
Could you compare to the countless number
of people dying everyday for no reason?
You hate yourself?
So what?
GET OVER IT.
The suicidal ones are even worse. They simply do not
realise that there are milions of people who would be happy
with a body that is functioning properly.
How blessed they are, yet they still want to kill themselves.
Spoilt by the fact that they posses what so many people do not have.
Well, I say.
Let them DIE.
The government should even set up centers for these people
to kill themselves. Immediatly harvesting their organs
after they've killed themselves...
It's really hilarious, seeing these people wallow in their self pity,
thinking that they're the worst of in the world, etc..
When there are people plenty worse off then them,
whose shit is not self induced.
BULL SHIT.
Hypocritical Fucks.
This is another reason why I detest religon.
For all the preachign that these self righteous people do,
they can do no good in the real world.
The kind that needs consoling every few seconds to
prevent them from breaking down?
The kind that will "attempt" suicide just to attract attention,
but when faced with death cower like little pussies?
What about the most irritating kind?
The kind in denial about being emotionally needy?
The wishy washy kind who don't know what they want,
but know they want something.
Stupid retards.
I hope you rot in hell.
Yea, yea..
You have a great social life,
You have three meals a day.
You have enough money to worry about the 'latest fashion'.
You piss on the geeks in school and then laugh at their misery,
yet in secret you hate yourself.
Sick bastards.
There should be a special ward in the loony bin,
to store these hypocritical jack asses.
Having said that,
I DO however have to say that hanging out with such
losers is one of the most enlightening and enjoyable experiences
ever.
AT this point, I might have confused some people.
I shall thus explain the reasons behind my words.
I can offer you no satisfactory explanation,
except,
I am a hypocritical Jack ass. I do not make excuses for that,
and if you want to challenge me for being a Jack Ass.
READ THE INTRO.
I won't spend more time on idiots who are completely lost at this
point.
Coming back to the topic,
hanging out with said emotional people can really is
really an enlightening experience.
I tell you, my friend
when you've gotten bored with all the idiots that pester you
on a daily basis,
go seek out emotional people.
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
I call it,
''Dicks' Therapy For More Than The Dick.™''
Guaranteed to stimulate you mind in more than one way.
Here's how you go about doing it...
Ingredients:
Emotionally Unstable Person- 1
This Guide- 1
After gathering ingredients, decide on medium of communication.
Preferably an impersonal form
I.E.
Instant Messaging- All Forms. (SMS, Internet Messaging, Chat Rooms)
Instant Messaging would be the medium of choice,
as it allow you to snigger, laugh EVEN collapse on the ground
shrieking with laughter, without giving away your game.
After deciding on you communication methods,
contact said subject/victim.
Act concern, get victim spill their guts.
Laughter eunsues.
It's that easy, anyone can do it.
And its a much better way of feeling better about yourself,
then demeaning yourself with alcohol.
And... Get ready for this....
ITS ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Listening to all these pathetic fools spill their guts about
how 'imperfect' their life is makes me sick.
Your life sucks, so what?
Could you compare to the countless number
of people dying everyday for no reason?
You hate yourself?
So what?
GET OVER IT.
The suicidal ones are even worse. They simply do not
realise that there are milions of people who would be happy
with a body that is functioning properly.
How blessed they are, yet they still want to kill themselves.
Spoilt by the fact that they posses what so many people do not have.
Well, I say.
Let them DIE.
The government should even set up centers for these people
to kill themselves. Immediatly harvesting their organs
after they've killed themselves...
It's really hilarious, seeing these people wallow in their self pity,
thinking that they're the worst of in the world, etc..
When there are people plenty worse off then them,
whose shit is not self induced.
BULL SHIT.
Hypocritical Fucks.
This is another reason why I detest religon.
For all the preachign that these self righteous people do,
they can do no good in the real world.
No Shit!?
That must be the second time
I've used that title...
AT least..
No shit!?
It's kinda catchy don't you think?
Commonly used, I know but hey, sue me.
It's going to become the blogs' catch phrase.
Oh yea..
Childish, Immature, who cares?
I don't.
No Shit!?
That's it.
I've used that title...
AT least..
No shit!?
It's kinda catchy don't you think?
Commonly used, I know but hey, sue me.
It's going to become the blogs' catch phrase.
Oh yea..
Childish, Immature, who cares?
I don't.
No Shit!?
That's it.
Bah...
I just realised...
I have absolutely nothing to write about today...
Unfortunately, I have nothing else that is more
productive to do...
The holidays just suck.
I mean, a one month holiday is probably just right...
Two months?
Two months is simply too much...
Most of the first month involved returning to school
for academic commitments.
If that is so, why even bother declaring an official holiday?
The lessons in the first month were frequent enough
to keep me busy yet,
sparce enough to make them feel meaningless..
(I realise that I'm contradicting myself, but I'm
simply writing this on the fly, bear with me)
Simply put, the extra lessons were occuring frequent enough
to disallow me from other activities, yet they were not frequent
enough to ensure I remember the lessons that were taught.
I hate the holidays.
Pointless, giving two months of 'hoiday' when
you can only enjoy the holidays in the second month.
Having said that,
I wonder about the true motives behind the five day week.
(I know this is old, bear with me.)
What I say applies to Secondary students, more specifically.
I've been told that for the Secondary 4 students,
the school hours will be extended from 1pm to 3pm.
2 EXTRA HOURS!
I don't get this,
seriously,
I don't think I'm going to continue.
This is pointless.
I have absolutely nothing to write about today...
Unfortunately, I have nothing else that is more
productive to do...
The holidays just suck.
I mean, a one month holiday is probably just right...
Two months?
Two months is simply too much...
Most of the first month involved returning to school
for academic commitments.
If that is so, why even bother declaring an official holiday?
The lessons in the first month were frequent enough
to keep me busy yet,
sparce enough to make them feel meaningless..
(I realise that I'm contradicting myself, but I'm
simply writing this on the fly, bear with me)
Simply put, the extra lessons were occuring frequent enough
to disallow me from other activities, yet they were not frequent
enough to ensure I remember the lessons that were taught.
I hate the holidays.
Pointless, giving two months of 'hoiday' when
you can only enjoy the holidays in the second month.
Having said that,
I wonder about the true motives behind the five day week.
(I know this is old, bear with me.)
What I say applies to Secondary students, more specifically.
I've been told that for the Secondary 4 students,
the school hours will be extended from 1pm to 3pm.
2 EXTRA HOURS!
I don't get this,
seriously,
I don't think I'm going to continue.
This is pointless.
Monday, December 27, 2004
For all the haters?
Am I so detestable?
Do you really Hate me so much?
Or are you simply envious of the truths presented in this blog?
Are you frightened by a 15 year old loser who can't get any?
I feel sorry for you people.
Here, opportunity for all you haters to hate me even more.
Post in my comments, insult me, berate me.
I won't retaliate, I swear.
Come on, give me all you've got.
I want to see what's wrong with me.
Post in the comments, leave your name please.
I'll personally thank you for your opinions.
Doesn't that make you love me even more?
Do you really Hate me so much?
Or are you simply envious of the truths presented in this blog?
Are you frightened by a 15 year old loser who can't get any?
I feel sorry for you people.
Here, opportunity for all you haters to hate me even more.
Post in my comments, insult me, berate me.
I won't retaliate, I swear.
Come on, give me all you've got.
I want to see what's wrong with me.
Post in the comments, leave your name please.
I'll personally thank you for your opinions.
Doesn't that make you love me even more?
While I'm at it.. More plugs...
No.
If you're wondering.. I'm not actually talking about real plugs.
I really should look out for the comments more..
I've been focusing all my attention on the tag board,
It seems that I've missed out all the people who've
taken the time to actually comment on my articles..
I hate myself for that.
These are the people who actually deserve my time,
as they're not piss lazy and bother to actually type up
something proper.
(as compared to some of the trash on the tag board.)
Waiting for the comments page to load etc.
So here's a few comments I've uncovered..
From my ego post...
http://darthsid.blogspot.com/2004/12/regarding-birthdays-and-size-of-my-ego.html#comments
'Bernie said...
There is some good stuff here!
My birthday is Monday and I am not fired up. Keep up the good work.'
Dude.. People from entirely DIFFERENT continents are reading this.
People who have their own blogs which aren't pieces of shit.
People with blogs that are waaaaay more successful than mine,
or yours (for the fact of the matter).
And here he is praising my humble blog... Holy shit..
These are people whose blog status I revere...
You can see why this is so humbling..
Fuck it, this is my perfect Christmas present..
Receiving (or discovering) accolades from people
who I actually give a shit about.
Oh yea, Happy Birthday Bernie.
Its too bad you aren't pumped about your birthday.
Check it out..
http://bernietop17.blogspot.com/
If you're offended by sexuality.. Don't check it out...
Allowing anonymous comments will always have
its reprecussions...
'Anonymous said...
One dick is enouf for this page'
From the Penis picture...
http://darthsid.blogspot.com/2004/12/holy-fuck-females-look-away-this-is.html
Of course. I've finally figured it out.
Only losers who are dumb and have no balls would
insult me.
This is probably because they feel threatened by me.
Why?
I don't know...
Don't feel threatened...
I'm a 15 year old Chinese Kid, in Singapore.
Like many other, and apart from the fact,
that I could kick your ass (in more than one way).
You have nothing to fear.
Of course I won't really be bothered by such post,
that are supposed to 'insult' me.
First of all, seeing the trouble you have with language,
I pity you.
I won't hit at people I pity.
Secondly, you HAVE NO BALLS. Not willing to
show a face behind the gloves.
Since you have no balls, I doubt hitting you in the groin would work.
I won't hit back.
If you're wondering.. I'm not actually talking about real plugs.
I really should look out for the comments more..
I've been focusing all my attention on the tag board,
It seems that I've missed out all the people who've
taken the time to actually comment on my articles..
I hate myself for that.
These are the people who actually deserve my time,
as they're not piss lazy and bother to actually type up
something proper.
(as compared to some of the trash on the tag board.)
Waiting for the comments page to load etc.
So here's a few comments I've uncovered..
From my ego post...
http://darthsid.blogspot.com/2004/12/regarding-birthdays-and-size-of-my-ego.html#comments
'Bernie said...
There is some good stuff here!
My birthday is Monday and I am not fired up. Keep up the good work.'
Dude.. People from entirely DIFFERENT continents are reading this.
People who have their own blogs which aren't pieces of shit.
People with blogs that are waaaaay more successful than mine,
or yours (for the fact of the matter).
And here he is praising my humble blog... Holy shit..
These are people whose blog status I revere...
You can see why this is so humbling..
Fuck it, this is my perfect Christmas present..
Receiving (or discovering) accolades from people
who I actually give a shit about.
Oh yea, Happy Birthday Bernie.
Its too bad you aren't pumped about your birthday.
Check it out..
http://bernietop17.blogspot.com/
If you're offended by sexuality.. Don't check it out...
Allowing anonymous comments will always have
its reprecussions...
'Anonymous said...
One dick is enouf for this page'
From the Penis picture...
http://darthsid.blogspot.com/2004/12/holy-fuck-females-look-away-this-is.html
Of course. I've finally figured it out.
Only losers who are dumb and have no balls would
insult me.
This is probably because they feel threatened by me.
Why?
I don't know...
Don't feel threatened...
I'm a 15 year old Chinese Kid, in Singapore.
Like many other, and apart from the fact,
that I could kick your ass (in more than one way).
You have nothing to fear.
Of course I won't really be bothered by such post,
that are supposed to 'insult' me.
First of all, seeing the trouble you have with language,
I pity you.
I won't hit at people I pity.
Secondly, you HAVE NO BALLS. Not willing to
show a face behind the gloves.
Since you have no balls, I doubt hitting you in the groin would work.
I won't hit back.
Dude... Dude.. Fanboyish Vibes....
I am susceptible to the base human emotions too,
you know...
And seeing that one of my most respected bloggers
has come over and given me praise...
Dude...
I can hardly contain the fanboyish vibes that I'm feeling...
For know, I'll be keeping it in check though...
---------------------
Idiots, waiting to be shown TRUE intellect
(this is for those pseudo intellects)
http://ponderouspontifications.blogspot.com/
Where being dumb only gets you lost.
Yes. Get lost.
That goes double for noobs.
you know...
And seeing that one of my most respected bloggers
has come over and given me praise...
Dude...
I can hardly contain the fanboyish vibes that I'm feeling...
For know, I'll be keeping it in check though...
---------------------
Idiots, waiting to be shown TRUE intellect
(this is for those pseudo intellects)
http://ponderouspontifications.blogspot.com/
Where being dumb only gets you lost.
Yes. Get lost.
That goes double for noobs.
Friday, December 24, 2004
Fat, Ugly, Stupid & Ignorant Women. This Is For You.
I was surfing the net reading some forums when I came
upon this thread. (a couple of them in fact.) That talked about
unattractive fat women.
One particular Ugly fat woman, that was so incensed set up her on threads,
on the forum...
Even going so far as to try to prove that she wasn't fat & unattractive.
(Which of course she was)
This all being done on a thread run by a Self-proclaimed Ass hole who
discriminates against Ugly women.
God, some people are so dumb,
that the public humiliation they receive is justified.
Below, is a reproduction of one of the posts.
"My Ode to Twinkietoezz/Tubbybutt:
1. I hate the fact that this thread had to be started, causing me to look at photos of you. The only thing worse so far is the xgatax and joethefat photo. Even then, these 'glamor' shots might give them a run for their money.
2. I hate your "healty" usage of smilies, poor grammar, bad spelling and continued posting. Not only can you not follow the basic rules of the board, but you proabably think it's cute.
3. I hate the fact you're fat. My only response to your claim of "healthy" is: Just because you say so, doesn't make it true.
4. You have no idea how much I hate you for thinking that you are even remotely attractive. Self-delusion and -deception do not an attractive woman make.
5. I hate how you try to defend your view point, yet only end up sounding more flaky and desperate for compliments while trying to pretend you don't give a shit.
6. I hate how you try to justify obesity. For me, this isn't something about how attractive or fuckable you are. Simply put, if you're fat, chances are your children will be fat. And let's face it - the world has enough fat children.
7. Speaking of children, I hate your mother for not smothering you or selling you to Etheopia. She's lucky she's dead.
8. I hate how you think having someone tell you that you're cute actually means you are. My girlfriend says I'm hot and sexy, but that doesn't mean I actually am, now, does it?
9. I hate how you pulled the whole "oh, you just lost a customer" thing. If you ever came to where I work, I'd set you on fire. Well, realistically, of course I wouldn't. But if I ever smiled at you, it would be because I'm imagining it. Trust me - it's the only reason I smile at work.
10. I hate how you can't grasp the blindingly obvious - that you're overweight, annoying and delusional.
The End.''
upon this thread. (a couple of them in fact.) That talked about
unattractive fat women.
One particular Ugly fat woman, that was so incensed set up her on threads,
on the forum...
Even going so far as to try to prove that she wasn't fat & unattractive.
(Which of course she was)
This all being done on a thread run by a Self-proclaimed Ass hole who
discriminates against Ugly women.
God, some people are so dumb,
that the public humiliation they receive is justified.
Below, is a reproduction of one of the posts.
"My Ode to Twinkietoezz/Tubbybutt:
1. I hate the fact that this thread had to be started, causing me to look at photos of you. The only thing worse so far is the xgatax and joethefat photo. Even then, these 'glamor' shots might give them a run for their money.
2. I hate your "healty" usage of smilies, poor grammar, bad spelling and continued posting. Not only can you not follow the basic rules of the board, but you proabably think it's cute.
3. I hate the fact you're fat. My only response to your claim of "healthy" is: Just because you say so, doesn't make it true.
4. You have no idea how much I hate you for thinking that you are even remotely attractive. Self-delusion and -deception do not an attractive woman make.
5. I hate how you try to defend your view point, yet only end up sounding more flaky and desperate for compliments while trying to pretend you don't give a shit.
6. I hate how you try to justify obesity. For me, this isn't something about how attractive or fuckable you are. Simply put, if you're fat, chances are your children will be fat. And let's face it - the world has enough fat children.
7. Speaking of children, I hate your mother for not smothering you or selling you to Etheopia. She's lucky she's dead.
8. I hate how you think having someone tell you that you're cute actually means you are. My girlfriend says I'm hot and sexy, but that doesn't mean I actually am, now, does it?
9. I hate how you pulled the whole "oh, you just lost a customer" thing. If you ever came to where I work, I'd set you on fire. Well, realistically, of course I wouldn't. But if I ever smiled at you, it would be because I'm imagining it. Trust me - it's the only reason I smile at work.
10. I hate how you can't grasp the blindingly obvious - that you're overweight, annoying and delusional.
The End.''
NO SHIT!?
Bloody hell...
Waking up this morning(?) (afternoon?)
And seeing the slew of holiday programs on TV,
I realised that its Christmas eve.
Urgh.
How simply disgusting...
This is a notice for all those people who
'believe in the spirit of Christmas'
essentially pawns,
being manipulated by the commercial industry.
Please don't send me any greetings or shit like that,
unless you're really sincere...
Either ways I couldn't really care less..
But please, unless you want to be insulted publicly,
don't send me any commercial product, that's insincere.
Waking up this morning(?) (afternoon?)
And seeing the slew of holiday programs on TV,
I realised that its Christmas eve.
Urgh.
How simply disgusting...
This is a notice for all those people who
'believe in the spirit of Christmas'
essentially pawns,
being manipulated by the commercial industry.
Please don't send me any greetings or shit like that,
unless you're really sincere...
Either ways I couldn't really care less..
But please, unless you want to be insulted publicly,
don't send me any commercial product, that's insincere.
Thursday, December 23, 2004
Why am I updating so much today?
I don't know.
Seriously, I don't know.
I just feel the spastic need to blog.
And not serious topics mind you.
Even my previous post about blasting idiots,
who unsuccessfully try to display their anger was a failure.
God, I'm becoming so incoherent.
This won't do.
BEING A JACK ASS IS NOT EASY.
I have a hundred things to insult.
But I can't put pen to paper.
Damn.
Instead, I'm occupying my time wasting electricity.
Shit.
What to do?
I dunno.
Expect me to return to normal tomorrow.
Where I will blog more about idiots and dumbasses,
I've met.
In the meantime...
Desperate ladies...
Go check this out:
http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486-1,00.html
Don't wait for guys to make the first move.
Because If you've been waiting, chances are, the guy won't
make the first move.
You'll have to take the initiative and chase after the guy yourself.
Oh yea.
Pax Vobiscum.
Seriously, I don't know.
I just feel the spastic need to blog.
And not serious topics mind you.
Even my previous post about blasting idiots,
who unsuccessfully try to display their anger was a failure.
God, I'm becoming so incoherent.
This won't do.
BEING A JACK ASS IS NOT EASY.
I have a hundred things to insult.
But I can't put pen to paper.
Damn.
Instead, I'm occupying my time wasting electricity.
Shit.
What to do?
I dunno.
Expect me to return to normal tomorrow.
Where I will blog more about idiots and dumbasses,
I've met.
In the meantime...
Desperate ladies...
Go check this out:
http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486-1,00.html
Don't wait for guys to make the first move.
Because If you've been waiting, chances are, the guy won't
make the first move.
You'll have to take the initiative and chase after the guy yourself.
Oh yea.
Pax Vobiscum.
Drunk Girls Get Humiliated. Drunk Girls Get Angry. Hilarity Ensues.
For the full Unabridged version of what transpired.
Go Visit the friendster Bulletin Board.
This is only for people I know. That is.
The full script that started it off is too long to be posted here.
But from what I can discern, this is what transpired.
Somewhere in Singapore, a group of purported 'friends'
(social butterflies if you ask me. Absolutely disgusting.)
gathered for a chalet trip...
Girls got drunk...
Girls drinking was publicised.
Girls Felt Humiliated.
Girls 'retaliated'
and in effect drew EVEN MORE attention to themselves.
Helping to publicise their 'humiliation'.
Hilarity Ensues.
Said author of this article laughed for a full 15 minutes when reading
the retaliations and the whole idiocy of the entire event.
It's really sad, how some of the smarter people I have met can
turn into such idiots when they come under the influence.
Of what?
That, I shall leave for you to guess.
To show you how I found something so 'serious' funny,
I shall show you some of the responses, and comment on them.
Subject Heading of First response,
Dec 22 1:51PM GMT
'To Tan Ze Xing, You Fcuker.'
-First of all, is that supposed to convey anger? Oh yea,
you might as well call him a weeny, that would have about the
same impact.
Lessons: If you want to curse, curse properly. Don't fuck around
with the word fuck. It only makes you look like a fucking weak pussy.
Extract from the First response
'now u will think what a bit*h i am. well, this is wad we think of u when u posted urs. put urself in OUR shoes sir. feels cool? great? wonderful? '
-Wha, what? Incoherent and full of spelling errors. wad? wad? U wan
ppl 2 take u s3riousY n y3t joo persist in using improper English,
in effect making yourself sound childish. If you want to be taken
seriously, please do not succumb to the inner child, and use
proper English, preferably in a stern manner.
Then, said author proceeds to repost first response under different
subject head.
'to ZEXING AGAIN. this is meant to irritate u'
-Let me just say. WHAT THE FUCK!!! (good proper cussing, if
I ever saw it) Oh, oh... So, you're not pissed? You're not angry?
You just want to irritate Ze Xing, for what? For Fun?
Either, you're not really pissed or.. Wait.. There's no alternative.
Because, why would you want to irritate someone who has hurt you
emotionally? So that means you're not pissed, you're pretending to
BE pissed. Wait... Doesn't that just mean that you're a FAKE!?
Between the first response and the second (different) response,
there was a bulletin post about How kissing Helps you loose weight.
That's just perfect timing... Hilarious.
BTW: Kissing for one minute loses you 26 calories.
Sitting in front of the computer for 1 min loses you 15.
Subsequent responses were continually repeated,
and had the same responses as the first one...
Examples would include:
'WEAKLINGS?! SH*T U!'
With the first paragraph being
'WA liao..feel kind of being betrayed..DAMN(1000000x) disappointed in u.. '
-Is anyone supposed to take that seriously? It sounds more like a child
whining for not getting her favourite Christmas present. CHILDISH WHINING. I hate people who whine. They should go to hell.
Another heading
'U SUX LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
-Oh yea.. Not only have we advanced from the mere three exclamation marks, people, we have now the 13 marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa... More exclamations, more impact?
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just sounds even more childish, and much harder to take seriously.
Here's some content
'hi u a**hole..u know ur eng sux like hell....i got a hard time tryin to understand wat the hell u typing...'
-Oh yea, sure as hell I had an easy time reading that. A for english.
Haha.
*******************
There are so much more discrepancies that I could point out.
But why bother?
THE idiocy bores me.
I won't do anything that bores me.
So I shall cease abruptly...
Editor's Note:
I do not mean to piss off anyone. As the people involved in
the incident are people I don't really know anyway. And I certainly
couldn't care how the whole saga plays out.. This is just my opinions,
and no matter how extreme it is it is MY OPINION. If you get pissed
by this, comment, I don't care. Just don't judge me.
Whoa.. Taken me 1 hour to write this.. Could've gone more in depth,
didn't want to, there was nothing in it for me to go in depth.
Someone pay me. Perhaps then I would.
Go Visit the friendster Bulletin Board.
This is only for people I know. That is.
The full script that started it off is too long to be posted here.
But from what I can discern, this is what transpired.
Somewhere in Singapore, a group of purported 'friends'
(social butterflies if you ask me. Absolutely disgusting.)
gathered for a chalet trip...
Girls got drunk...
Girls drinking was publicised.
Girls Felt Humiliated.
Girls 'retaliated'
and in effect drew EVEN MORE attention to themselves.
Helping to publicise their 'humiliation'.
Hilarity Ensues.
Said author of this article laughed for a full 15 minutes when reading
the retaliations and the whole idiocy of the entire event.
It's really sad, how some of the smarter people I have met can
turn into such idiots when they come under the influence.
Of what?
That, I shall leave for you to guess.
To show you how I found something so 'serious' funny,
I shall show you some of the responses, and comment on them.
Subject Heading of First response,
Dec 22 1:51PM GMT
'To Tan Ze Xing, You Fcuker.'
-First of all, is that supposed to convey anger? Oh yea,
you might as well call him a weeny, that would have about the
same impact.
Lessons: If you want to curse, curse properly. Don't fuck around
with the word fuck. It only makes you look like a fucking weak pussy.
Extract from the First response
'now u will think what a bit*h i am. well, this is wad we think of u when u posted urs. put urself in OUR shoes sir. feels cool? great? wonderful? '
-Wha, what? Incoherent and full of spelling errors. wad? wad? U wan
ppl 2 take u s3riousY n y3t joo persist in using improper English,
in effect making yourself sound childish. If you want to be taken
seriously, please do not succumb to the inner child, and use
proper English, preferably in a stern manner.
Then, said author proceeds to repost first response under different
subject head.
'to ZEXING AGAIN. this is meant to irritate u'
-Let me just say. WHAT THE FUCK!!! (good proper cussing, if
I ever saw it) Oh, oh... So, you're not pissed? You're not angry?
You just want to irritate Ze Xing, for what? For Fun?
Either, you're not really pissed or.. Wait.. There's no alternative.
Because, why would you want to irritate someone who has hurt you
emotionally? So that means you're not pissed, you're pretending to
BE pissed. Wait... Doesn't that just mean that you're a FAKE!?
Between the first response and the second (different) response,
there was a bulletin post about How kissing Helps you loose weight.
That's just perfect timing... Hilarious.
BTW: Kissing for one minute loses you 26 calories.
Sitting in front of the computer for 1 min loses you 15.
Subsequent responses were continually repeated,
and had the same responses as the first one...
Examples would include:
'WEAKLINGS?! SH*T U!'
With the first paragraph being
'WA liao..feel kind of being betrayed..DAMN(1000000x) disappointed in u.. '
-Is anyone supposed to take that seriously? It sounds more like a child
whining for not getting her favourite Christmas present. CHILDISH WHINING. I hate people who whine. They should go to hell.
Another heading
'U SUX LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
-Oh yea.. Not only have we advanced from the mere three exclamation marks, people, we have now the 13 marks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoa... More exclamations, more impact?
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That just sounds even more childish, and much harder to take seriously.
Here's some content
'hi u a**hole..u know ur eng sux like hell....i got a hard time tryin to understand wat the hell u typing...'
-Oh yea, sure as hell I had an easy time reading that. A for english.
Haha.
*******************
There are so much more discrepancies that I could point out.
But why bother?
THE idiocy bores me.
I won't do anything that bores me.
So I shall cease abruptly...
Editor's Note:
I do not mean to piss off anyone. As the people involved in
the incident are people I don't really know anyway. And I certainly
couldn't care how the whole saga plays out.. This is just my opinions,
and no matter how extreme it is it is MY OPINION. If you get pissed
by this, comment, I don't care. Just don't judge me.
Whoa.. Taken me 1 hour to write this.. Could've gone more in depth,
didn't want to, there was nothing in it for me to go in depth.
Someone pay me. Perhaps then I would.
HOLY FUCK!!! (FEMALES, LOOK AWAY, THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING)
I've lost all appetite to eat, blog or desire to do anything else.I shall commence hidding in a corner shuddering at the very memory.
Behold.
Behold.
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Regarding birthdays, and the Size of my ego.
Yep, I'm back again...
Blogging to while away the time I have on my hands.
Which is quite plentiful, actually.
As is the size of my ego.
Which I can definitely confirm to be humongous.
Christmas is coming.
I couldn't care less.
Why, though?
I don't know, and I really couldn't care less.
Christmas, isn't it supposed to be a celebration of the birth of
Christ?
(correct me if I'm wrong here.)
Well, assuming that I'm correct.
Why would I want to celebrate HIS birthday anyways?
I hate birthdays.
And no matter how holy Jesus is supposed to be,
I really couldn't care less.
Besides, its not a sacred day anymore.
Christmas has become more of a day of
commercial exploitation.
And the day where whiny little kids DEMAND
for presents,
to cement the fact that they are spoilt little brats.
I hate whiny kids like that.
I also hate stupid whiny old people.
(not all old people mind you, just the stupid winy ones.)
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Yea.
Go read that page.
Perhaps you might be enlightened.
Perhaps then, would you get your head out of your ass.
about small kids being cute and old people being pitiful.
The word is PATHETIC.
Digressing,
did I mention I hate parties?
Yes I guess I did.
And I'll do a write up on why I hate parties next.
And a description of a party I went to recently that SUCKED.
BIG.
Being reclusive is much more fun.
You don't have to put up with the shit that stupid people give you.
Speaking of shit that stupid people give me.
It seems that the pseudo intellect,
KOH has fled from this site.
Vowing to never contest someone more intellectually capable,
that a monkey.
It seems for all his judgement and condemnation,
he has nothing to back up what he has said, even after
I did a full write up on two of his accusations.
I hate spineless-jackass-know-it-alls, like that.
They can just suck it.
NOTE:
I do know that I'm an ass hole.
I revel in it. This is my domain and I say what I will and what I want,
without the need for jackasses to judge me. Comment if you will,
but judge me and you risk my wrath. And let me just tell you something,
pay back's a bitch, and IF you don't know, I might just be the one to show you.
Blogging to while away the time I have on my hands.
Which is quite plentiful, actually.
As is the size of my ego.
Which I can definitely confirm to be humongous.
Christmas is coming.
I couldn't care less.
Why, though?
I don't know, and I really couldn't care less.
Christmas, isn't it supposed to be a celebration of the birth of
Christ?
(correct me if I'm wrong here.)
Well, assuming that I'm correct.
Why would I want to celebrate HIS birthday anyways?
I hate birthdays.
And no matter how holy Jesus is supposed to be,
I really couldn't care less.
Besides, its not a sacred day anymore.
Christmas has become more of a day of
commercial exploitation.
And the day where whiny little kids DEMAND
for presents,
to cement the fact that they are spoilt little brats.
I hate whiny kids like that.
I also hate stupid whiny old people.
(not all old people mind you, just the stupid winy ones.)
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Yea.
Go read that page.
Perhaps you might be enlightened.
Perhaps then, would you get your head out of your ass.
about small kids being cute and old people being pitiful.
The word is PATHETIC.
Digressing,
did I mention I hate parties?
Yes I guess I did.
And I'll do a write up on why I hate parties next.
And a description of a party I went to recently that SUCKED.
BIG.
Being reclusive is much more fun.
You don't have to put up with the shit that stupid people give you.
Speaking of shit that stupid people give me.
It seems that the pseudo intellect,
KOH has fled from this site.
Vowing to never contest someone more intellectually capable,
that a monkey.
It seems for all his judgement and condemnation,
he has nothing to back up what he has said, even after
I did a full write up on two of his accusations.
I hate spineless-jackass-know-it-alls, like that.
They can just suck it.
NOTE:
I do know that I'm an ass hole.
I revel in it. This is my domain and I say what I will and what I want,
without the need for jackasses to judge me. Comment if you will,
but judge me and you risk my wrath. And let me just tell you something,
pay back's a bitch, and IF you don't know, I might just be the one to show you.
Monday, December 20, 2004
I AM JACKASS. HEAR ME ROAR.
Oh damn.
We have a literary genius on board.
One with an IQ that is more than double digits.
OH GOD!
I cannot handle smart people...
Where have all the dumb asses gone!?!?
Shit.
I have lost all power to compete against anyone with
a moderate IQ.
Oh shit.
I have been horribly disfigured.
Fallen from grace.
Damn.
Okay, in all seriousness.
Here's the material which sparked such
a reaction.
Deserving of mention,
as it addresses me directly,
and is written by someone who would appear to have
an IQ higher than 75.
(Humour, see?)
Well, here are the tag board entries:
koh: by the way, ur agruement against your opponents is
weak.the way you write makes people not like you.
maybe sound less angry yeah? and add a sense of humor.
koh: no malice intended, just saying the impression im
getting of you from your writings.
koh: for all you know, you are just hating these people
and insulting them to make yourself feel better. but of
course, you will deny and even attempt to insult me to satisfy
ur own insecurities.
koh: well, you know what, everyone have their insecurities and they definately need to find a way to deal with them don't you think?
Note: Read from bottom to top. That's the chronological order.
In celebration of the first remotely intelligent person,
who has taken the time to give his two cents worth.
I shall try not to be overly harsh.
(Note the word 'try')
Notice the first post in incredibly short.
And keeping to the most recent topic.
(notice that he thinks running away = 'dealing with your issues')
Suddenly, without warning.
Without even waiting for me to address his tag board post,
about how people deal with insecurities.
He launches a whole bravado about how I hate poseurs
and also how I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.
Anyone who thinks that that line is remotely intelligent should
be hung.
Why do all these stupid people continue to tell me things that
I already know and readily admit to?
It's kinda irritating don't you think?
Of course I hate poseurs.
Of course I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.
Here's the title of the article he was using to judge
me on.
" Poseurs Suck Ass"
If that doesn't scream out hate and insult to you,
you should go suck ass.
The world would be a better place without you wondering around,
with your head stuck in your ass.
You pseudo intellects can go kiss my ass.
Where in the article do you see me deny my hate for Poseurs?
Was it from this?
"Fucking social butterflies. I hope you rot in hell"
Yea, I'll bet it was.
A blatant denial of my hatred to wards poseurs, if there ever was one.
Oh yea, assuming you know by just judging 1 out of the 50
articles I've written is brilliant.
The world is only black and white.
No, there are no shades of grey.
Wait, for you its only black.
Your head is stuck in your ass.
Remember?
Okay, still on your second tag board post.
You call me 'insecure'.
Since I'm such an insecure person,
and have no confidence whatsoever on my language
capabilities, although I am one of the best in the school.
Let's see what the dictionary says about
the word insecure.
in·se·cure [ ìnsə kyr ]
adjective
1. not confident: anxious and lacking in self-confidence
HOLY SHIT!!
I'm lacking in confidence.
Where the hell do you get the idea that I'm lacking in confidence?
From the fact that I write down everything that comes to my mind
into this blog, without thought of possible repercussions?
HM. Let's see...
I think not.
If I was truly insecure, there would be no fuel for your fire to burn.
It would be like trying to burn burnt wood.
(Factually, charcoal IS burnt wood therefore you CAN burn
burnt wood, but getting charcoal to burn is damn tedious,
and lets' face it, you get what I'm trying to convey.)
There would be no fuel there.
So yea, I'm insulting you right now not because of all your
factual errors in your pseudo intelligent state, but because
I'm not confident (insecure) about my stance and would
dedicate an article about supporting my views.
Incredibly smart.
Where's MENSA?
He should be at the head of the institute.
Hmm.
His second tag board post, and I'm already getting bored.
Damn.
My writing is getting worse by the second.
Shit,
I don't have time to do a lengthy written analysis on stupid
people who think they're smart.
I've already gotten my A1's for literature,
and frankly.
I just don't have to patience to prove my intelligence to
every single dumbass that comes by.
I don't get any rewards for showing you how dumb you are.
I'm bored.
I'm not going to write anymore.
P.S.
If you don't think I have humour in my articles, guess again.
IT'S CALLED BLACK HUMOUR.
Obviously you don't have a sense of humour if you can't see that.
P.P.S.
IF you think that Koh is smart. You obviously aren't.
He's a poseur more than anyone else.
P.P.P.S.
I hate spellign errors, Koh, you've got plenty.
Fuck you and die. Use spellcheck, before you try to act smart. I take it when
I say that you're intelligent, obviously you're not.
We have a literary genius on board.
One with an IQ that is more than double digits.
OH GOD!
I cannot handle smart people...
Where have all the dumb asses gone!?!?
Shit.
I have lost all power to compete against anyone with
a moderate IQ.
Oh shit.
I have been horribly disfigured.
Fallen from grace.
Damn.
Okay, in all seriousness.
Here's the material which sparked such
a reaction.
Deserving of mention,
as it addresses me directly,
and is written by someone who would appear to have
an IQ higher than 75.
(Humour, see?)
Well, here are the tag board entries:
koh: by the way, ur agruement against your opponents is
weak.the way you write makes people not like you.
maybe sound less angry yeah? and add a sense of humor.
koh: no malice intended, just saying the impression im
getting of you from your writings.
koh: for all you know, you are just hating these people
and insulting them to make yourself feel better. but of
course, you will deny and even attempt to insult me to satisfy
ur own insecurities.
koh: well, you know what, everyone have their insecurities and they definately need to find a way to deal with them don't you think?
Note: Read from bottom to top. That's the chronological order.
In celebration of the first remotely intelligent person,
who has taken the time to give his two cents worth.
I shall try not to be overly harsh.
(Note the word 'try')
Notice the first post in incredibly short.
And keeping to the most recent topic.
(notice that he thinks running away = 'dealing with your issues')
Suddenly, without warning.
Without even waiting for me to address his tag board post,
about how people deal with insecurities.
He launches a whole bravado about how I hate poseurs
and also how I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.
Anyone who thinks that that line is remotely intelligent should
be hung.
Why do all these stupid people continue to tell me things that
I already know and readily admit to?
It's kinda irritating don't you think?
Of course I hate poseurs.
Of course I'm insulting them to make myself feel better.
Here's the title of the article he was using to judge
me on.
" Poseurs Suck Ass"
If that doesn't scream out hate and insult to you,
you should go suck ass.
The world would be a better place without you wondering around,
with your head stuck in your ass.
You pseudo intellects can go kiss my ass.
Where in the article do you see me deny my hate for Poseurs?
Was it from this?
"Fucking social butterflies. I hope you rot in hell"
Yea, I'll bet it was.
A blatant denial of my hatred to wards poseurs, if there ever was one.
Oh yea, assuming you know by just judging 1 out of the 50
articles I've written is brilliant.
The world is only black and white.
No, there are no shades of grey.
Wait, for you its only black.
Your head is stuck in your ass.
Remember?
Okay, still on your second tag board post.
You call me 'insecure'.
Since I'm such an insecure person,
and have no confidence whatsoever on my language
capabilities, although I am one of the best in the school.
Let's see what the dictionary says about
the word insecure.
in·se·cure [ ìnsə kyr ]
adjective
1. not confident: anxious and lacking in self-confidence
HOLY SHIT!!
I'm lacking in confidence.
Where the hell do you get the idea that I'm lacking in confidence?
From the fact that I write down everything that comes to my mind
into this blog, without thought of possible repercussions?
HM. Let's see...
I think not.
If I was truly insecure, there would be no fuel for your fire to burn.
It would be like trying to burn burnt wood.
(Factually, charcoal IS burnt wood therefore you CAN burn
burnt wood, but getting charcoal to burn is damn tedious,
and lets' face it, you get what I'm trying to convey.)
There would be no fuel there.
So yea, I'm insulting you right now not because of all your
factual errors in your pseudo intelligent state, but because
I'm not confident (insecure) about my stance and would
dedicate an article about supporting my views.
Incredibly smart.
Where's MENSA?
He should be at the head of the institute.
Hmm.
His second tag board post, and I'm already getting bored.
Damn.
My writing is getting worse by the second.
Shit,
I don't have time to do a lengthy written analysis on stupid
people who think they're smart.
I've already gotten my A1's for literature,
and frankly.
I just don't have to patience to prove my intelligence to
every single dumbass that comes by.
I don't get any rewards for showing you how dumb you are.
I'm bored.
I'm not going to write anymore.
P.S.
If you don't think I have humour in my articles, guess again.
IT'S CALLED BLACK HUMOUR.
Obviously you don't have a sense of humour if you can't see that.
P.P.S.
IF you think that Koh is smart. You obviously aren't.
He's a poseur more than anyone else.
P.P.P.S.
I hate spellign errors, Koh, you've got plenty.
Fuck you and die. Use spellcheck, before you try to act smart. I take it when
I say that you're intelligent, obviously you're not.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Poseurs Suck Ass.
Boo Yea!
And I mean it too.
Poseurs,
You know.
Wait...
I can already hear the dumb asses start to ask.
'No! That's the wrong spelling! HAHA! Your English isn't so
perfect after all.'
Well, I do admit that my English isn't perfect.
But its much better than yours I'll have to humbly admit.
Dumb ass.
And to prove my point, this is the Dictionary definition of the word
poseur.
Poseur
po·seur [ pō zúr ] (plural po·seurs)
noun
pretentious person: somebody who behaves or
dresses to impress others
[Late 19th century. From French, formed from poser
“to pose” (see pose1).]
As always, I have proved that I am right and that you are wrong.
Go weep in the corner.
I have no time for stupidity such as yours.
I'm not here to change the world.
I can't help every dumb ass that crosses my path.
Oh yea.
Poseurs.
I'm sure that for every 3 people read this, 1 of you will
have a serious case of insecurity,
and to compensate for that mental flaw,
would eventually convert to posuerism.
Oh yea.
You know its true.
Can't run from the truth.
Can't hide from the truth either.
What am I talking about?
It's those of you shamefaced idiots that
feel the need to conform to fit in socially.
It's those of you 'social butterflies'
that feel the need to be an 'in' thing,
so that you need not feel insecure anymore.
It's those of you social butterflies,
who are so morally self righteous,
that you feel that you have the right to demean
any one else who isn't into the latest 'thang'.
Labelling them geeks & freaks,
in a manner of speaking.
It's those of you spoilt brats,
who feel the need to receive,
receive,
and
receive without ever giving or sacrificing.
Don't get me wrong selfishness is human nature.
But it just gets irritating when you feel a right to
be selfish.
Wait....
I'm deviating...
I'm starting to list the kinda of people I hate.
Well, I can't care less.
And if you want to bitch about it,
Suck that.
Well, most commonly
The poseurs that I hate are the ones who feel the
need to conform.
So that they feel secure.
Socially.
(Fucking social butterflies. I hope you rot in hell.)
You know,
Like the Chinese dudes,
who feel ashamed of their Chinese names and instead
decide to fuck around with their Chinese names
to get a 'Christian' name.
That is,
an honest to god,
proper English name.
Like John,
Joel,
Richard,
Neil,
Michael,
Etc.
People feeling the need to be ashamed of their identities
need to go screw themselves.
Hey, I have a name that some faggots take to mean as
an important part of the human anatomy, and I'm not ashamed.
Besides, I share the same first name as the second most powerful
person in the world.
Actually, I share the same initials.
How cool is that?
Dick Chan,
Dick Cheney.
D.C.
D.C.
Uh huh.
If I could live through my 15 years with a name like Dick,
you should feel ashamed that you are embarrassed by a name
your parents gave you.
My Chinese name sounds like a girls name.
And I can't care less.
Its a representation of my heritage, and heck,
I'm even proud of it.
Since it was what my parents gave me.
These fuck tards instead,
feel that a name that symbolises
over thousands of years of heritage,
is something that should be ashamed of.
You ass holes disgust me.
Take your head out of your ass,
and you might just realise that your shit stinks.
(don't get the metaphor? lemme give you dumb asses a clue,
it has to do with your actions)
Yea.
I'm disgusted by you people.
Now, stop using your 'adopted' 'Christian' name and
star reverting to what's on your birth certificate.
Because, If you can't be proud of what your parents gave
you,
You should fuck yourself and die.
(unless of course, your parents gave you
some sort of weird STD. In that case, you should fuck someone
else and kill them along with you.)
Well, that just about sums up what I wanted to say.
Well, about 2 moths without school and my English
standards haven't dropped.
Well, perhaps my essay writing has.
I'm incoherent and disorganised.
SHIT!!!
I WANT TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!
And I mean it too.
Poseurs,
You know.
Wait...
I can already hear the dumb asses start to ask.
'No! That's the wrong spelling! HAHA! Your English isn't so
perfect after all.'
Well, I do admit that my English isn't perfect.
But its much better than yours I'll have to humbly admit.
Dumb ass.
And to prove my point, this is the Dictionary definition of the word
poseur.
Poseur
po·seur [ pō zúr ] (plural po·seurs)
noun
pretentious person: somebody who behaves or
dresses to impress others
[Late 19th century. From French, formed from poser
“to pose” (see pose1).]
As always, I have proved that I am right and that you are wrong.
Go weep in the corner.
I have no time for stupidity such as yours.
I'm not here to change the world.
I can't help every dumb ass that crosses my path.
Oh yea.
Poseurs.
I'm sure that for every 3 people read this, 1 of you will
have a serious case of insecurity,
and to compensate for that mental flaw,
would eventually convert to posuerism.
Oh yea.
You know its true.
Can't run from the truth.
Can't hide from the truth either.
What am I talking about?
It's those of you shamefaced idiots that
feel the need to conform to fit in socially.
It's those of you 'social butterflies'
that feel the need to be an 'in' thing,
so that you need not feel insecure anymore.
It's those of you social butterflies,
who are so morally self righteous,
that you feel that you have the right to demean
any one else who isn't into the latest 'thang'.
Labelling them geeks & freaks,
in a manner of speaking.
It's those of you spoilt brats,
who feel the need to receive,
receive,
and
receive without ever giving or sacrificing.
Don't get me wrong selfishness is human nature.
But it just gets irritating when you feel a right to
be selfish.
Wait....
I'm deviating...
I'm starting to list the kinda of people I hate.
Well, I can't care less.
And if you want to bitch about it,
Suck that.
Well, most commonly
The poseurs that I hate are the ones who feel the
need to conform.
So that they feel secure.
Socially.
(Fucking social butterflies. I hope you rot in hell.)
You know,
Like the Chinese dudes,
who feel ashamed of their Chinese names and instead
decide to fuck around with their Chinese names
to get a 'Christian' name.
That is,
an honest to god,
proper English name.
Like John,
Joel,
Richard,
Neil,
Michael,
Etc.
People feeling the need to be ashamed of their identities
need to go screw themselves.
Hey, I have a name that some faggots take to mean as
an important part of the human anatomy, and I'm not ashamed.
Besides, I share the same first name as the second most powerful
person in the world.
Actually, I share the same initials.
How cool is that?
Dick Chan,
Dick Cheney.
D.C.
D.C.
Uh huh.
If I could live through my 15 years with a name like Dick,
you should feel ashamed that you are embarrassed by a name
your parents gave you.
My Chinese name sounds like a girls name.
And I can't care less.
Its a representation of my heritage, and heck,
I'm even proud of it.
Since it was what my parents gave me.
These fuck tards instead,
feel that a name that symbolises
over thousands of years of heritage,
is something that should be ashamed of.
You ass holes disgust me.
Take your head out of your ass,
and you might just realise that your shit stinks.
(don't get the metaphor? lemme give you dumb asses a clue,
it has to do with your actions)
Yea.
I'm disgusted by you people.
Now, stop using your 'adopted' 'Christian' name and
star reverting to what's on your birth certificate.
Because, If you can't be proud of what your parents gave
you,
You should fuck yourself and die.
(unless of course, your parents gave you
some sort of weird STD. In that case, you should fuck someone
else and kill them along with you.)
Well, that just about sums up what I wanted to say.
Well, about 2 moths without school and my English
standards haven't dropped.
Well, perhaps my essay writing has.
I'm incoherent and disorganised.
SHIT!!!
I WANT TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL!!!!
Saturday, December 11, 2004
Regarding Spam...
Damn.
It's amazing how much money these porn sites spend.
I wonder how in the blue hell they get my e-mail.
That's just creepy man.
And yes, I do get porno in my e-mail.
Spam, mind you.
And it's irritating.
I was riffing through my spam folder,
searching for legitimate e-mails that may
have been accidentally diverted to the spam folder
when I came across spam.
Not normal spam mind you.
Spam that contained messages such as,
wait.
That would be out of point.
Well, nevertheless it was porno.
But what really caught my eye was,
no,
not the naked women.
But the at the ending of these messages,
there seeemed to be a similar trend.
They ended with somewhat poetic(?)
short verses.
Here's an example.
"I carry from my mother's womb a fanatic's heart.If you
must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson,
hold yourself up as a warning and not an example.
A person consists of his faith. Whatever is his faith, even so is he.
Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and
written by reason.Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before
we laugh at all.There are things I can't force. I must adjust.
There are times when the greatest change needed is a change
of my viewpoint. It is by loving and by being loved that one can come nearest to the soul of another.
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them,
and I know how bad I am.How do I love thee? Let me count
the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my
soul can reach.Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light
and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid. The silent
majority distrusts people who believe in causes.We need not
fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us.
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude. I must in the face of a storm, think, live and die as a king.A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. Man was lost if he went to a usurer, for the interest ran faster than a tiger upon him.
Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love."
Does that sound to you like that of one who would frustrate people
with smut?
I think not.
The person who wrote that is clearly educated.
Why resort to pornography?
I don't know.
Victim of society?
Perhaps so.
Thoughts?
It's amazing how much money these porn sites spend.
I wonder how in the blue hell they get my e-mail.
That's just creepy man.
And yes, I do get porno in my e-mail.
Spam, mind you.
And it's irritating.
I was riffing through my spam folder,
searching for legitimate e-mails that may
have been accidentally diverted to the spam folder
when I came across spam.
Not normal spam mind you.
Spam that contained messages such as,
wait.
That would be out of point.
Well, nevertheless it was porno.
But what really caught my eye was,
no,
not the naked women.
But the at the ending of these messages,
there seeemed to be a similar trend.
They ended with somewhat poetic(?)
short verses.
Here's an example.
"I carry from my mother's womb a fanatic's heart.If you
must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson,
hold yourself up as a warning and not an example.
A person consists of his faith. Whatever is his faith, even so is he.
Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and
written by reason.Only an inventor knows how to borrow, and every man is or should be an inventor.
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before
we laugh at all.There are things I can't force. I must adjust.
There are times when the greatest change needed is a change
of my viewpoint. It is by loving and by being loved that one can come nearest to the soul of another.
I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them,
and I know how bad I am.How do I love thee? Let me count
the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my
soul can reach.Fame is like a river, that beareth up things light
and swollen, and drowns things weighty and solid. The silent
majority distrusts people who believe in causes.We need not
fear life, because God is the Ruler of all and we need not fear death, because He shares immortality with us.
Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed was the ninth beatitude. I must in the face of a storm, think, live and die as a king.A true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. Man was lost if he went to a usurer, for the interest ran faster than a tiger upon him.
Love is rarer than genius itself. And friendship is rarer than love."
Does that sound to you like that of one who would frustrate people
with smut?
I think not.
The person who wrote that is clearly educated.
Why resort to pornography?
I don't know.
Victim of society?
Perhaps so.
Thoughts?
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
You ARE entitled to your opinions about this blog.
JUST NOT ABOUT ME!!!
*proceeds with maniacal laughter, but decides to save time and
just type*
LOL.
He he.
Oops.
Well, Enqi has just told me she wasn't the one who typed the
affronting sentence that claims I am not Good Looking.
And that I look like god knows what,
(as the swear was replaced very graciously by a *beep*,
I can only guess what I was compared to)
Well, I believe her.
And, just for the heck of it.
(Since I like controversy so much.)
I'm going to give this impostor his one blog entry of fame.
By dedicating this entire entry to retort and address what he/she
or a HESHE said.
This is an exact replica of what appeared in my blog.
~eNQi~: u tink u soooo handsome ah? u look like 1*beep*2!!!!!!!!!
First of all.
No where in my latest posts have I mentioned my god like good
lookingness...
So, dear heshe (I will thus refer to this offender as heshe.)
(who knows? it might even piss this HESHE off.)
Digression-
HESHE: Cross between He and She. Possibly a freak of nature,
Possibly a transvestite. Who knows? Who Cares? I don't,
Just know that when I refer to you as thus, it means you are a
FREAK!!!
Back on topic:
You have strayed helplessly off topic. Thus, first proving how stupid you
are. First of all.
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people should not be allowed access to this blog.
Sadly, many stupid people still find access to this blog.
Dear heshe,
YOU ARE STUPID.
Congratulations, I bet I'm the first person who conveyed that message so
explicitly to you.
Many people have tried more subtle methods, I'm sure. But, with all
the stupidity going around, subtlety has no effect any more.
So I'm going to be as explicit as possible.
Secondly.
I AM GOOD LOOKING.
AND YES,
THEREFORE I CAN BE DEFINED AS HANDSOME.
Well. Someone as thick skinned certainly must have some
level of attractiveness. And that would be mistakenly misjudged
as physical beauty most of the time, by ignorant people, who
don't know what TRUE PHYSICAL BEAUTY is.
(Have you watched Miss World?The rep from UK was hot!)
Therefore, contrary to real fact, I can be judged by
popular opinion, as 'Handsome'.
Oh yea.
And despite my recent break out of acne. I still remain good looking,
and thus am superior to you in every way, dear heshe.
....
End.
Post Script:
Dear Heshe,
Be glad that I am less coherent then I would normally be,
due to infections from Malaysian Water.
Know that I have nothing against you, apart from the fact
that I hate Stupid people. And you, apparently am a stupid person.
Therefore, I hate you.
But I have posted this entry, not because of my vanity.
It is because of my will to stir up controversy. And you have
presented the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Your bad.
P.P.S:
You have succesfully occupied 20 minutes of my time,
HESHE. I thank you. You have made my day.
*proceeds with maniacal laughter, but decides to save time and
just type*
LOL.
He he.
Oops.
Well, Enqi has just told me she wasn't the one who typed the
affronting sentence that claims I am not Good Looking.
And that I look like god knows what,
(as the swear was replaced very graciously by a *beep*,
I can only guess what I was compared to)
Well, I believe her.
And, just for the heck of it.
(Since I like controversy so much.)
I'm going to give this impostor his one blog entry of fame.
By dedicating this entire entry to retort and address what he/she
or a HESHE said.
This is an exact replica of what appeared in my blog.
~eNQi~: u tink u soooo handsome ah? u look like 1*beep*2!!!!!!!!!
First of all.
No where in my latest posts have I mentioned my god like good
lookingness...
So, dear heshe (I will thus refer to this offender as heshe.)
(who knows? it might even piss this HESHE off.)
Digression-
HESHE: Cross between He and She. Possibly a freak of nature,
Possibly a transvestite. Who knows? Who Cares? I don't,
Just know that when I refer to you as thus, it means you are a
FREAK!!!
Back on topic:
You have strayed helplessly off topic. Thus, first proving how stupid you
are. First of all.
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people should not be allowed access to this blog.
Sadly, many stupid people still find access to this blog.
Dear heshe,
YOU ARE STUPID.
Congratulations, I bet I'm the first person who conveyed that message so
explicitly to you.
Many people have tried more subtle methods, I'm sure. But, with all
the stupidity going around, subtlety has no effect any more.
So I'm going to be as explicit as possible.
Secondly.
I AM GOOD LOOKING.
AND YES,
THEREFORE I CAN BE DEFINED AS HANDSOME.
Well. Someone as thick skinned certainly must have some
level of attractiveness. And that would be mistakenly misjudged
as physical beauty most of the time, by ignorant people, who
don't know what TRUE PHYSICAL BEAUTY is.
(Have you watched Miss World?The rep from UK was hot!)
Therefore, contrary to real fact, I can be judged by
popular opinion, as 'Handsome'.
Oh yea.
And despite my recent break out of acne. I still remain good looking,
and thus am superior to you in every way, dear heshe.
....
End.
Post Script:
Dear Heshe,
Be glad that I am less coherent then I would normally be,
due to infections from Malaysian Water.
Know that I have nothing against you, apart from the fact
that I hate Stupid people. And you, apparently am a stupid person.
Therefore, I hate you.
But I have posted this entry, not because of my vanity.
It is because of my will to stir up controversy. And you have
presented the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Your bad.
P.P.S:
You have succesfully occupied 20 minutes of my time,
HESHE. I thank you. You have made my day.
You ARE entitled to your opinions about this blog.
JUST NOT ABOUT ME!!!
*proceeds with maniacal laughter, but decides to save time and
just type*
LOL.
He he.
Oops.
Well, Enqi has just told me she wasn't the one who typed the
affronting sentence that claims I am not Good Looking.
And that I look like god knows what,
(as the swear was replaced very graciously by a *beep*,
I can only guess what I was compared to)
Well, I believe her.
And, just for the heck of it.
(Since I like controversy so much.)
I'm going to give this impostor his one blog entry of fame.
By dedicating this entire entry to retort and address what he/she
or a HESHE said.
This is an exact replica of what appeared in my blog.
~eNQi~: u tink u soooo handsome ah? u look like 1*beep*2!!!!!!!!!
First of all.
No where in my latest posts have I mentioned my god like good
lookingness...
So, dear heshe (I will thus refer to this offender as heshe.)
(who knows? it might even piss this HESHE off.)
Digression-
HESHE: Cross between He and She. Possibly a freak of nature,
Possibly a transvestite. Who knows? Who Cares? I don't,
Just know that when I refer to you as thus, it means you are a
FREAK!!!
Back on topic:
You have strayed helplessly off topic. Thus, first proving how stupid you
are. First of all.
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people should not be allowed access to this blog.
Sadly, many stupid people still find access to this blog.
Dear heshe,
YOU ARE STUPID.
Congratulations, I bet I'm the first person who conveyed that message so
explicitly to you.
Many people have tried more subtle methods, I'm sure. But, with all
the stupidity going around, subtlety has no effect any more.
So I'm going to be as explicit as possible.
Secondly.
I AM GOOD LOOKING.
AND YES,
THEREFORE I CAN BE DEFINED AS HANDSOME.
Well. Someone as thick skinned certainly must have some
level of attractiveness. And that would be mistakenly misjudged
as physical beauty most of the time, by ignorant people, who
don't know what TRUE PHYSICAL BEAUTY is.
(Have you watched Miss World?The rep from UK was hot!)
Therefore, contrary to real fact, I can be judged by
popular opinion, as 'Handsome'.
Oh yea.
And despite my recent break out of acne. I still remain good looking,
and thus am superior to you in every way, dear heshe.
....
End.
Post Script:
Dear Heshe,
Be glad that I am less coherent then I would normally be,
due to infections from Malaysian Water.
Know that I have nothing against you, apart from the fact
that I hate Stupid people. And you, apparently am a stupid person.
Therefore, I hate you.
But I have posted this entry, not because of my vanity.
It is because of my will to stir up controversy. And you have
presented the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Your bad.
P.P.S:
You have succesfully occupied 20 minutes of my time,
HESHE. I thank you. You have made my day.
*proceeds with maniacal laughter, but decides to save time and
just type*
LOL.
He he.
Oops.
Well, Enqi has just told me she wasn't the one who typed the
affronting sentence that claims I am not Good Looking.
And that I look like god knows what,
(as the swear was replaced very graciously by a *beep*,
I can only guess what I was compared to)
Well, I believe her.
And, just for the heck of it.
(Since I like controversy so much.)
I'm going to give this impostor his one blog entry of fame.
By dedicating this entire entry to retort and address what he/she
or a HESHE said.
This is an exact replica of what appeared in my blog.
~eNQi~: u tink u soooo handsome ah? u look like 1*beep*2!!!!!!!!!
First of all.
No where in my latest posts have I mentioned my god like good
lookingness...
So, dear heshe (I will thus refer to this offender as heshe.)
(who knows? it might even piss this HESHE off.)
Digression-
HESHE: Cross between He and She. Possibly a freak of nature,
Possibly a transvestite. Who knows? Who Cares? I don't,
Just know that when I refer to you as thus, it means you are a
FREAK!!!
Back on topic:
You have strayed helplessly off topic. Thus, first proving how stupid you
are. First of all.
I hate stupid people.
Stupid people should not be allowed access to this blog.
Sadly, many stupid people still find access to this blog.
Dear heshe,
YOU ARE STUPID.
Congratulations, I bet I'm the first person who conveyed that message so
explicitly to you.
Many people have tried more subtle methods, I'm sure. But, with all
the stupidity going around, subtlety has no effect any more.
So I'm going to be as explicit as possible.
Secondly.
I AM GOOD LOOKING.
AND YES,
THEREFORE I CAN BE DEFINED AS HANDSOME.
Well. Someone as thick skinned certainly must have some
level of attractiveness. And that would be mistakenly misjudged
as physical beauty most of the time, by ignorant people, who
don't know what TRUE PHYSICAL BEAUTY is.
(Have you watched Miss World?The rep from UK was hot!)
Therefore, contrary to real fact, I can be judged by
popular opinion, as 'Handsome'.
Oh yea.
And despite my recent break out of acne. I still remain good looking,
and thus am superior to you in every way, dear heshe.
....
End.
Post Script:
Dear Heshe,
Be glad that I am less coherent then I would normally be,
due to infections from Malaysian Water.
Know that I have nothing against you, apart from the fact
that I hate Stupid people. And you, apparently am a stupid person.
Therefore, I hate you.
But I have posted this entry, not because of my vanity.
It is because of my will to stir up controversy. And you have
presented the perfect opportunity for me to do so.
Your bad.
P.P.S:
You have succesfully occupied 20 minutes of my time,
HESHE. I thank you. You have made my day.
The Water Has Got into Me!
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Bloody Fag!
Malaysian Water SUCKS!!
Simply bloody sucks.
I don't give a shit what anyone else says.
It Sucks.
Dude,
Do you ever get tap water from Singapore that's Acidic?
I don't think so.
Shit, bathing in the hotel was like bloody drenching myself
Hydrocholric Acid..
Bloodyhell!
When the water came into contact with my eyes,
They BURNED!!!
My goodness, has water ever burned into your eyes???
Damnit,
Even after three days, my eyes are still bloodshot.
God,
I Love Singaporean soil.
Saving grace?
How cheap clothes were there..
Yep, that's right..
Went shopping, and realised, that the clothes were
cheap as dirt.
Damn.
I'm never shopping in Singapore again.
I'l get my parents to drive me to Malaysia and shop
the hell out of the country.
The Country should thank me.
I contribute to their economy.
And with that extra cash, they could perhaps make their
water less acidic,
so that it doesen't fuck the politicians up so much.
Perhaps then, it would be fair to compare Malaysia with Singapore,
Untill then, I think Malaysia is a backwater country.
And that's that.
--------------------------------------
Digression:
Yep, oxymoron is a word.
I recently (a week ago)
Found out.
And erm.. What's with the tag board?
Are you refering to me, enqi?
Damnit. The water has got to me.
I'm suffering from memory loss and acute confusion
syndrome or what you have it.
Someone enlighten me.
Bloody Fag!
Malaysian Water SUCKS!!
Simply bloody sucks.
I don't give a shit what anyone else says.
It Sucks.
Dude,
Do you ever get tap water from Singapore that's Acidic?
I don't think so.
Shit, bathing in the hotel was like bloody drenching myself
Hydrocholric Acid..
Bloodyhell!
When the water came into contact with my eyes,
They BURNED!!!
My goodness, has water ever burned into your eyes???
Damnit,
Even after three days, my eyes are still bloodshot.
God,
I Love Singaporean soil.
Saving grace?
How cheap clothes were there..
Yep, that's right..
Went shopping, and realised, that the clothes were
cheap as dirt.
Damn.
I'm never shopping in Singapore again.
I'l get my parents to drive me to Malaysia and shop
the hell out of the country.
The Country should thank me.
I contribute to their economy.
And with that extra cash, they could perhaps make their
water less acidic,
so that it doesen't fuck the politicians up so much.
Perhaps then, it would be fair to compare Malaysia with Singapore,
Untill then, I think Malaysia is a backwater country.
And that's that.
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Digression:
Yep, oxymoron is a word.
I recently (a week ago)
Found out.
And erm.. What's with the tag board?
Are you refering to me, enqi?
Damnit. The water has got to me.
I'm suffering from memory loss and acute confusion
syndrome or what you have it.
Someone enlighten me.
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